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f_hochstenbach

  1. @RWDI Good to see things haven't changed that much in the last 4 years!
  2. RT @DeathStarPR Brad and Angelina are getting engaged. It's as if millions of African orphans cried out in terror and were suddenly adopted.
  3. @EvaFragiskatos That doesn't include meat & dairy, right? Dr. Seuss was mistaken: green eggs & ham is just wrong!
  4. @billengvall You should have driven. You could have stopped off at my place for a bbq.
  5. RT @KimJongNumberUn That is the last time I buy a rocket on eBay.
  6. @Ron_White we're out here in the upper balcony at your Toronto show tonight. Make it good; as Leafs fans we need some cheering up!
  7. RT @MrGeorgeWallace Shout out to French Canadians, doin' trapeze to Enya and shit.
  8. @PauleyP My condolences. Take heart that, when you rescued him, you gave him 11 yrs of a much better life than he would have had otherwise.
  9. RT @badbanana You're so Maine, you probably think this song is about moose.
  10. @billengvall Dude, you're Bill Engvall. Couldn't you get better seats than that??
  11. RT @MrTeller We have arrived in Canada. Look, it's that guy behind me again. img.ly/fXKk
  12. RT @DepressedDarth Dick Cheney got a heart transplant. He was also fitted for a breathe mask, a black suit and a cape.
  13. @Andy_Richter MayB Twitter is the only way these celebs can talk to their kids w/o breaking restraining orders or shared custody agreements.
  14. RT @TheTweetOfGod If you habitually eat your main course before your salad, you have an eating disorder.
  15. @gibblertron Happy Belated Birthday! (I'm a bit behind reading my tweets)
  16. RT @TheTweetOfGod The last people legitimately on a mission from Me were named Jake and Elwood.
  17. @M_Weatherly Another California Danger... Taking cellphone pics while driving around boulders!
  18. @KevinFrankish Very nice running gag / photo montage!
  19. @andersoncooper When you get a cellphone call from work, do you have a ringtone that has James Earl Jones saying "This is CNN"?