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  1. If Dubai can go broke it can happen to any of us. Those guys were frugal. 6:12 AM Nov 27th from Tweetie
  2. 10 yr old: Dad, is that chocolate milk? Can I try it? Me: The vodka would kill you. 5:17 AM Nov 27th from Tweetie
  3. The shopping I did on Black Friday. I went to the supermarket and got some fruit and crackers for the kids' lunch boxes. Man it was wicked! 4:59 AM Nov 27th from Tweetie
  4. Annoying my kids by singing - Don't you wish that you could get a pie at the mall. As Miley Cyrusually. 11:17 PM Nov 25th from Tweetie
  5. One time I accidentally confused soap and soup. The experience was so pleasurable that I regularly have what I like to call tasty showers. 9:37 PM Nov 25th from Tweetie
  6. My dog is covered in grass seeds. Not a dirty Hungarian phrase. He really is. 5:47 PM Nov 25th from Tweetie
  7. @stacey727 This is the iPig http://bit.ly/7mRVQe Big W is like Target only with more Targetiness. 6:50 PM Nov 24th from Tweetie in reply to stacey727
  8. Big W is out of iPigs. Christmas is over. 6:26 PM Nov 24th from Tweetie
  9. In the country that's on fire most of the time the politician who resigns over reducing carbon emissions is king dork. 6:21 PM Nov 24th from Tweetie
  10. I can enjoy McDonald's coffee if I think of it as flagellation. 2:47 PM Nov 24th from Tweetie
  11. @jackholt Until the song's written... I don't know. 3:52 PM Nov 20th from Tweetie in reply to jackholt
  12. I don't think I'll truly understand sarcasm until Alanis Morissette writes a song about it. 2:02 AM Nov 20th from Tweetie
  13. V should get a lot of special effects awards. The Visitors' skin suits alone are amazingly realistic. 4:57 PM Nov 18th from Tweetie
  14. I suppose, to the asylum seekers, the Oceanic Viking must seem like Fairstar the Funship and that's why they don't want to get off. 9:33 PM Nov 16th from Tweetie
  15. I liked Steven Seagal in "Going Rouge." I had no idea Sarah Palin wrote it. 7:46 PM Nov 16th from Tweetie
  16. Is there anywhere with a worse man drought than Sydney? I might move there. 7:30 PM Nov 16th from Tweetie
  17. Swinging my lightbulb for Mr Callan. 6:19 AM Nov 16th from Birdhouse
  18. Going to 2012 tonight dressed as Geddy Lee. I know it's 100 years too early, I just like dressing like Geddy Lee. 8:19 PM Nov 15th from Tweetie
  19. Kevin Rudd left a note under my wipers. He made a small ding on the passenger door with his shopping trolley. It had a wonky wheel. 5:16 PM Nov 15th from Tweetie
  20. Got our floors polished this weekend but instead of working back towards the door... Anyway, Derek and Frank are with us 'til Tuesday. 11:19 PM Nov 14th from Tweetie
  • Name iain
  • Location Sydney, Australia.
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  • Bio Programming the computers with the c sharps and the asp dippin' dot nets. My Bacon number is 3 rashers with a couple of eggs.
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