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  1. The BCCI just discovered a Sahara-shaped jackfruit where their rectum used to be. 8:48 PM Feb 3rd via TweetDeck
  2. Hey BCCI, Nasser only *called* some guys donkeys. Where were you when England *made* the whole Indian team their bitches? 4:37 AM Sep 5th, 2011 via Mobile Web
  3. Sidhu just said "like watching a turtle race in a zoo". As fuckall metaphors go, listening to Sidhu is like fucking a keyhole in a bank 12:02 PM Apr 8th, 2011 via Mobile Web
  4. Jacques Kallis returns to the IPL with more hair that he can now pluck. #tamil 7:56 AM Apr 8th, 2011 via Echofon
  5. If Chennai is not currently barracking Balaji for playing on the other team, they're wasting the possession of a separate language. 7:53 AM Apr 8th, 2011 via Echofon
  6. WELLOFCOURSE 7:13 AM Apr 8th, 2011 via web
  7. For 40 years, Mehmood saying "ayyo" was the Amit stereotype for the entire South. Now it's "Appidi podu" and "Naakkumukka" 7:05 AM Apr 8th, 2011 via web
  8. Oh well, I told you "Gilli", did I not? #AppidiPodu 7:02 AM Apr 8th, 2011 via web
  9. Shah Rukh is wearing a coat that mildly reminds me of P James saying "Gilli gilli gilli" and pulling a dove out of his hat 6:59 AM Apr 8th, 2011 via web
  10. So they spent a gazillion dollars on branding and came up with "It's awesome"? That's like Eureka Forbes coming up with "We Suck" 6:56 AM Apr 8th, 2011 via web
  11. Imagine asking Rati Agnihotri to do an item dance now. Thats how the IPL feels in the absence of Lalit Modi 6:10 AM Apr 8th, 2011 via Mobile Web
  12. Not sure why Shahid Afridi plays cricket. Gymnastics is a better sport for an expert in backflips. 3:41 AM Apr 8th, 2011 via Echofon
  13. Don't mind my absence, I'm only suffering cardiac arrest. 9:15 AM Apr 2nd, 2011 via Echofon
  14. Angelo Mathews is out injured. His replacement in the SL side is Shanthakumaran Sreesanth. 2:12 AM Apr 2nd, 2011 via Echofon
  15. Sreesanth's selection is Dhoni's way of getting even with those who objected to Ashish Nehra's selection. 1:42 AM Apr 2nd, 2011 via Echofon
  16. Russell Arnold tells us how mistakes will hurt you. For example, not using birth control produced Russell Arnold. 1:15 AM Apr 2nd, 2011 via Echofon
  17. There have been indications that MSD might pick Sreesanth over Ashwin. I didn't know North Indians couldn't tell South Indians apart. 10:45 PM Apr 1st, 2011 via web
  18. Mumbai, if you are ready for the final then please inform Ravi Shastri before he screams the fucking question. 10:31 PM Apr 1st, 2011 via web
  19. As every devout Hindu knows, this loss is a Pakistani conspiracy to cause an extra day of lost work in India. #HinduJanajagrutiSamiti 9:17 AM Mar 30th, 2011 via Echofon
  20. Shahid Afridi's brain has frozen over so many times, he's probably cryogenically preserving it for eternity. 8:27 AM Mar 30th, 2011 via Echofon