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  1. Omg. Did 10 sets in the university pool. almost fell out in the showers. 3:22 PM Dec 15th from txt
  2. RT @TheOnion: Sumerians Look On In Confusion As Christian God Creates World http://onion.com/5fkpW1 #OurAnnualYear 1:56 PM Dec 15th from web
  3. I need to find an awesome website development company (animation, interactive modules, etc.). 1:54 PM Dec 15th from web
  4. @celticdreamz How pretty! 9:25 PM Dec 13th from web in reply to celticdreamz
  5. Dear company I bought fishnets from in 2001: please stop sending black-bagged fetish catalogs to my mom's house. kthx. 8:46 AM Dec 13th from txt
  6. Why does every car place have fox news on? i'd rather be skull-f**ked. 7:06 AM Dec 12th from txt
  7. Okay. We pathetic, coastal Virginians are officially cold. 6:39 AM Dec 11th from web
  8. It sounds like the dude upstairs is rocking out on a Casio keyboard. Hit that funky Bossa Nova beat. 7:28 PM Dec 10th from web
  9. @gardenstategirl lol RE: the footnote under the FB/Twitter loop. 11:49 AM Dec 10th from web in reply to gardenstategirl
  10. My theory that stress finds a way out proves itself again. First muscle spasms, then stomach aches, now hives. Darnit! STOPPIT! 11:45 AM Dec 10th from web
  11. Someone gave me a plastic cow that dispenses green gum from its backside. 9:18 AM Dec 10th from web
  12. I got hives in my apartment again tonight, all over face, neck, arms, & chest. I dunno what the hell's up. Can't nail down a pattern. 7:52 PM Dec 9th from web
  13. Corporate sponsors donate food to animal shelters. All you have to do is click the purple box. http://www.theanimalrescuesite.com/ 10:57 AM Dec 9th from web
  14. Phil: "I just read an article that said 'Why is buttoning your shirt all the way up in movies Hollywood code for retarded?'" lol 7:46 PM Dec 8th from web
  15. Sore throat, you've been hanging out on the fringe for a week now while I eat zinc pills. Just go away, alright? Yeah. 7:27 PM Dec 8th from web
  16. Lady: "Is it still raining?" Phil: "Nah, it's just spotting. I mean... shit...Sprinkling." Kate: "Bwa ha haha!" 7:26 PM Dec 8th from web
  17. Ohhh I get it. Now that I paid the 50 dollar deductible on my phone insurance and filed the claim, it dries out and works. 12:32 PM Dec 8th from txt
  18. If I previously had your cell phone number, please drop me a direct message on here. 6:55 AM Dec 8th from web
  19. @LiteraTec Haha! Ha. Ha. Hmm. :( 6:29 AM Dec 8th from web in reply to LiteraTec
  20. Two things that don't mix: Cell phones and toilet bowls. 6:28 AM Dec 8th from web