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  1. Kaadhalan, Roja and Thirudaa Thirudaa, soundtracks of. Morning glory.
  2. What is it? A sheekh kebab? A turd? An ancient dildo? A weatherbeaten cosh? Fuck it, I don't care. I'm eating it.
  3. Talkabout: Small World: an Interview with Chandrahas Chaudhury http://tinyurl.com/ne9ztk
  4. Floor-tile curiosities: beer goggles and 90-year old labradors and a clock with no arms. What's the adjective form of insomnia?
  5. In other news: Teary local vigilante Sakkatman retires tights post detention under Section 69A of the Wedgie Prevention Act of '52.
  6. #1stdraftmovielines He made him a fairly convincing offer.
  7. I'm dedicating my eyelids to world peace. Every time i blink, i see a little less of the larger picture. All is love and hope.
  8. This IS spinal tap.
  9. Orthopithy#26: The only benefit of a youthful lumbago is the early dawning of wisdom - that when the age of decay finally sets in, get m ...
  10. In other news: Obama condemns superficiality. Fugly ppl the world over party like they just don't cay-yare.
  11. What makes a perv so ridiculed in life a sudden saint in death? There ought to be a celeb-luv hypocrisy law.
  12. Laid low by lumbago (good name for an indie mariachi band). Comp, not sex. Sigh.
  13. Apparently MJ is still alive. He was last sighted in Narnia, playing quidditch with Elvis, L. Ron Hubbard and the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man.
  14. "There is no greater cause of melancholy than idleness, no better cure than business." -- Robert Burton, 'The Anatomy of Melancholy'
  15. As an upstanding, productive member of society, I reserve the right to not pay my taxes.
  16. @traybishop Thanks, Tray! :)
  17. In other news: Taliban retaliates against Pak offensive by raising their palms and shouting, "Mirror reflection to the power of infinity!"
  18. My head feels like it's been crapped on by Triumph the Insult Comic Dog. Oooergh.
  19. Beautiful, beautiful morning. Thrumming with vitality. Epic.
  20. Eyecandy - RT: @neilhimself Preview of the 1000+ page 3 Volume 'Gahan Wilson: Fifty Years of Playboy Cartoons' up at http://bit.ly/gahan