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what is this strange cold stuff falling from the sky?
about 6 hours ago
from txt
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and LAND. Detroit, has anyone ever told you that you look beautiful?
about 6 hours ago
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i think the women's basketball team was laughing at my cheesesteak. i'll be fat if i want too!
about 8 hours ago
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sort of sad no dunkin donuts in philly airport.
about 8 hours ago
from txt
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strange no longer being one of the tallest people in the room.
about 8 hours ago
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@ what is utah's stance on mandatory toilet seat covers? Cuz it turns out i'm high maintenance.
about 9 hours ago
from mobile web
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on loud speaker, "this is the final call. doors ar clo-" and then there was only silence.
about 9 hours ago
from txt
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yah, eating a cheesesteak before 3 hrs on a plane. shoulda thought of that b4 routing me through america, us airways.
about 9 hours ago
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holy crap, i had no idea i smiled so much. my bad, philly. my bad.
about 9 hours ago
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i have not, however, missed you heathen toilet seat cover free ways. animals.
about 9 hours ago
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east coast, i have missed your shopping...
about 10 hours ago
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hola philadelphia. just passing through on my way to detroit.
about 10 hours ago
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travel tip # 476- bring an empty bottle and fill it up in the water fountain. CUZ THERE AIN'T NO DIET COKE ON THE TARMAC
about 15 hours ago
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storm in philadelphia. advised will be on tarmac for at least an hour and a half. shall we start taking bets?
about 16 hours ago
from txt
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rerouted out of lax on flight with final destination in tel aviv. i think i saw this movie...
about 18 hours ago
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missed flight by minutes because ants invaded house at 4:30am
about 18 hours ago
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ROTFLMAO!!! Star Wars Facebook Updates. Seriously worth the click through. Thx styro!
1:07 PM Nov 24th
from web
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Young grasshopper - "Fighting on the internet is like running in the special Olympics... Even if you win, you are still retarded."
7:48 AM Nov 24th
from web
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am at the roxy drinking diet coke out of a plastic cup listening to tales from an ex-stripper. i may be too old for the sunset strip.
9:44 PM Nov 21st
from txt
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WTF, coworkers?!!? Quit stealing my mugs!
9:16 AM Nov 20th
from web
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