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ExtraStout

  1. It's become pretty apparent to me that I need anger management. 2:50 PM May 29th via web
  2. fuck fucking corporate greed god damnit national holidays should be about family and relaxing not "capturing sales" 8:48 PM May 28th via web
  3. Almost got in an altercation with a guy who yelled at me to get on the sidewalk. You didnt want nuttin when I whipped my bike around did u? 6:57 PM May 25th via Twitter for Android
  4. @MatsKalinka. I know man you arent any of the guys I mention 6:54 PM May 25th via Twitter for Android in reply to MatsKalinka
  5. New guy I hate: MMA guy. You know the loser with 25 facebook comments all saying "oh dude ___ would destroy ___, what are you saying?" 3:58 PM May 25th via web
  6. I had Shakin' by Eddie Money as my ringtone for like a year and a half so fuck off if you ever start thinking you're cooler than me. 5:38 PM May 22nd via Twitter for Android
  7. If you meet a girl who WANTS you to fuck her on the hood of your car in your driveway in broad daylight you should probably marry her now. 6:34 PM May 20th via Twitter for Android
  8. Chael Sonnen killed it today in the @smackoff holy shit! @sonnench 8:23 PM May 18th via web
  9. hey does anybody have the drug "THC" in thier system? 3:14 PM May 17th via web
  10. I think instead of excersing I'm just going to eat. There's more than one way to get big. 5:41 PM May 16th via web
  11. oh, so you're a girl who says: "I don't give a fuck what people think of me" well that's why "all guys are assholes" 1:29 PM May 15th via web
  12. 33 point lead? 33?!? damn #lakersgettinwhooped 8:22 PM May 14th via web
  13. @VinceYoung Probably the Buffalo Chop House but there's a ton of little places too 8:28 AM May 14th via web in reply to VinceYoung
  14. @stoner_stuff shit man I was up at 7, baked, AND went for a bike ride already you slackin' 7:51 AM May 14th via web in reply to stoner_stuff
  15. #NameAFollowerWhoGaveYouHead well #EveryoneHasThat1Friend 7:42 AM May 14th via web
  • Name Brian Smolinski
  • Bio Once I changed my entire set of clothes while driving, with a girl in the front seat.
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