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  1. "I can not tell a lie, nor will I ever have sex." - Asexual George Washington about 15 hours ago from txt
  2. "Somebody call me an ambulance!" "Alright, you're an ambulance." wakka wakka 8:55 PM Dec 22nd from txt
  3. Its the leaning tower of cheese-a 8:14 PM Dec 22nd from txt
  4. a crusade in search of valises and portmanteaus 7:46 PM Dec 22nd from txt
  5. Candy for dinner :twisted: 6:51 PM Dec 22nd from txt
  6. Pantsu 2:29 PM Dec 22nd from txt
  7. "Es el cvs de inferno" - guy behind me in line at cvs 9:42 PM Dec 21st from txt
  8. I need to learn to love my dead gay self 12:24 PM Dec 21st from txt
  9. @trashthumb yeah that would be cool as hell I'll send you a bunch. email me stopmakingsteve@gmail.com 8:33 AM Dec 21st from web in reply to trashthumb
  10. I'M GAY but I love to EAT PUSSY 7:38 AM Dec 21st from txt
  11. Sorry but if you have a tri-fold wallet youre trash 7:05 AM Dec 21st from txt
  12. In this months issue This Season's Top Ten HOTTEST Biblical Justifications for Modesty 6:21 AM Dec 21st from txt
  13. My metaphors are ok, how are yours 4:42 AM Dec 21st from txt
  14. Twitter is kind of like Middle-Earth 11:41 AM Dec 20th from txt
  15. idea for standup routine: king size candy bars: who buys these things?! 11:19 AM Dec 20th from txt
  16. Let the free market decide how much cowbell 7:23 AM Dec 20th from txt
  17. I asked a starving african guy if he knew its Christmas after all and he was like um actually today is december 20 and so i wrote this song 6:19 AM Dec 20th from txt
  18. and I got this oversized G-Unit jersey from, well I wont say who its from, but its from... G-Unit!! 6:07 AM Dec 20th from txt
  19. @thewesterly @caylenb but seriously, this apparent collision of my internet and "irl" worlds has left me shaken to the core 5:47 AM Dec 20th from web in reply to thewesterly
  20. @caylenb you know what they say it's not the size of the boat but whether or not the captain is asexual 5:45 AM Dec 20th from web in reply to caylenb