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Transformers 2 was the cinematic equivalent of being savagely violated by Michael Bay for two and a half hours. Try to avoid it if you can.8:38 AM Jun 27thfrom web
@antparty You would not like it. You would definitely not like it. There's a big, fancy one on Sunday though. Wanna go? You'll need a suit.9:51 AM Jun 4thfrom web
@apstylebook: So we capitalize "Middle East" but not the "west," even though they are both geographic terms? Please explain! Or am I wrong?9:49 AM Jun 4thfrom web
@Sharonfeder Great to meet you! Don't let Kimberly and Scott get into too much trouble tonight.7:46 PM Jun 3rdfrom web
BioI live in Brooklyn with 3 cats and 2 other dudes. Sometimes I make things; other times, I just kinda sit here. This is probably one of those other times.