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  1. Christmas in July? It's bad enough in December! You fuckin retards.about 4 hours ago from Tweetie
  2. Wow. 4:30 am. How did that happen?about 4 hours ago from Tweetie
  3. @RoguePixie just you two wait fr my skincare range. Fucking magical. I promise. I might be drunk. Never you mind.about 13 hours ago from Tweetie in reply to RoguePixie
  4. We're due at a dinner party in 40 mins. We're getting drunk because of bad news. Business crap, so save your sympathy, everyone's alive.about 13 hours ago from Tweetie
  5. My boyfriend pretending to be a spider: "LOOK AT MY BUTT! Look at all the stuff coming out of my butt!" Please note we are in a crowded barabout 13 hours ago from Tweetie
  6. @indefensible watabout 17 hours ago from Tweetie in reply to indefensible
  7. Good. Her wardrobe needs an intervention, too. http://bit.ly/Qe82eabout 18 hours ago from Tweetie
  8. @indefensible that had nothing to do with xanax, you were PISSED http://tinyurl.com/lx8d6pabout 18 hours ago from Tweetie
  9. @IainnB www.virginactive.com.au no contracts!about 19 hours ago from Tweetie in reply to IainnB
  10. Hey new gym? You're awesome. BUT. You should serve burgers. Bacon cheeseburgers. Write that down.about 19 hours ago from Tweetie
  11. Cafe/Internet area at the new gym. Fancy! http://yfrog.com/7gwchxjabout 21 hours ago from Tweetie
  12. No, iPhone, I did not mean "fantastic". I meant "CANtastic". I'm talking about my boobs, ok?about 21 hours ago from Tweetie
  13. @lukeayresryan Aw, I'm so sorry! Being stuck in hospital is the pits.about 22 hours ago from Tweetie in reply to lukeayresryan
  14. @MrsHands that means at least one of you takes it in the doggie door.about 22 hours ago from Tweetie in reply to MrsHands
  15. This jaunty Mexican music may be exotic here in Australia, but it's just giving me flashbacks to working on my parents' farm in Fresno.about 22 hours ago from Tweetie
  16. Woman on a rascal-type scooter just repeatedly rammed all the empty tables and chairs then sped away. I love Starbucks.about 22 hours ago from Tweetie
  17. 2 shots is now standard in a Starbucks tall? About fuckin time! Not that I, uh, go to Starbucks or anything. So, tall? That's the big one?about 23 hours ago from Tweetie
  18. @crumpet apparently, waking up on the couch is very traumatizing.6:20 AM Jul 16th from Tweetie in reply to crumpet
  19. Apparently, when you're on tv after 11pm, talking about the Australian stock market, you don't need makeup. Or a hairstyle. Or a brow wax.6:18 AM Jul 16th from Tweetie
  20. me: Babe, go to bed! him: Hmmm? GO TO BED Hmmmmufmcouch? GO TO -oh fuck it. (4am) him: WHY DID YOU LEAVE ME ON THE COUCH ALL NIGHT?6:13 AM Jul 16th from Tweetie