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  1. I picked my post of the year and the half decade at http://exit265c.com
  2. I'm managing editor of a twice-weekly newspaper that's not dying. How do I get on one of those under 30 lists?
  3. @uniquemoi04 called dontwannagotoworkitis
  4. One of the top stories from the first official edition of my paper: "Men all flirts rules woman barber"
  5. has a severe sleeping through his alarms problem.
  6. @uniquemoi04 Lol I'd see to it that they fucking fucked that test the fuck up.
  7. @uniquemoi04 You're damn right!
  8. @uniquemoi04 It's partially why I decided I shouldn't be an English teacher. That and I apparently can't go five minutes without cussing.
  9. @chpn I was going to say it was too cold for prostitutes to be working but it's never too cold for that.
  10. @uniquemoi04 And then mangle a sentence so it's less than 140 characters.
  11. @uniquemoi04 It cost about $60,000 to spend the rest of my life annoyed that no one uses a language I wasted $60,000 on.
  12. @uniquemoi04 It took me a second to read that. I don't see why people willingly waste more time to write something wrong ON PURPOSE.
  13. @uniquemoi04 Oh God. I had one until earlier this year. I was friends with someone from high school who almost made me go blind.
  14. @uniquemoi04 proffrd? WHatsthat?
  15. @muttinmall Perhaps her name is Mary and she and her boyfriend have one last chance to make it real on Thunder Road
  16. @uniquemoi04 It didn't help that it was in a "sentence" that looked like a first grader wrote it.
  17. Thought process almost every time I see the word sew: "What was this idiot trying to spell? ... never mind ... WHO MADE UP THIS LANGUAGE?!"
  18. @chpn Is it normal for there to at least two cop cars (no lights flashing) in Chimbo Park at 10 p.m.?
  19. @kane804 POSEIIIIIDON, LOOK AT ME!
  20. is still blown away. I'm sitting in a drafty former fucking service department of an old car dealership. Who thought this was a good idea?!