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  1. Plz. RT: What do you call it, accident or negligence? http://tinyurl.com/ycypfo6
  2. When someone says "Trust me," or "I swear to God," it often means the words that preceded were a lie
  3. RT @BikingBis: Lawsuit filed for Texas girl whose tandem-riding parents were killed in "accident"; police didn't http://tinyurl.com/yllfxrv
  4. @ClarendonMedia Wow, three RTs, thank you so very much. Have a great weekend. David
  5. Fun today with these great Tweeps: @SteveWeber @MarkShepard @kalypsoul @spiralgypsy @Teamsluggo @ClipperClub @HeatherSolos @carnellm
  6. Fun today with these great Tweeps: @Im4tun8 @westham999 @EccentricEllis @YBMs_eBay_World @Andjelija @ClipperClub @anitabfranklin @vhanna26
  7. RT @Im4tun8: Come on Amazon! Any1 using this needs lic revoked! RT @caryalpert http://bit.ly/3UhFPh 4 when driving & texting isn't enough.
  8. Me: Have you read Mobey Dick? Her: I don't read porno novels. Me: It's about whales. Her: I don't like Welshmen either
  9. Social media gurus. Knowing how to tweet is not a career
  10. Worker fell into a vat of vinegar... Found himself in a bit of a pickle
  11. RT @vhanna26: RT @anitabfranklin: A bicycle can't stand by itself because it is two-tired. #punnySaturday < Good one :)
  12. As a baby my mother paid someone to take me out in my baby carriage... I've been pushed for money ever since
  13. I woke up in a Soho doorway. How the hell did I end up in Soho? I annoyed a hooker and was pursued by a so' ho'
  14. There were less pedophiles around when I was a kid… We had to buy our own candy
  15. I never expected to get rich on Twitter... So far it's working out good :)
  16. Is it just me or do some of today's men go straight from adolescents to mid-life crisis?
  17. I should have known better than to follow a cat that Tweets... The little bugger just shit in my in box
  18. As the Buddhist said to Hot Dog Vendor... Make me one with everything
  19. TweetDeck spell checker couldn't spell "Diarrhea." What use is a spell checker that can't spell shit :(
  20. Buddhist refused anesthesia at the dentist… He wanted to Transcend Dental Medication