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executionerbong

  1. Alan shearer interviewing wayne rooney on football focus...a real meeting of minds there.
  2. @CharlEEDavies82 not received anything sorry x
  3. Leonardo Astrada: Better on championship manager than he was in real life?
  4. Dead cert - when my tram chugs into media city there will be rain of biblical proportions rendering me a damp dog in my short sleeved shirt
  5. @the_max_doom I thought they only ate corn beef during wars? Radical call!
  6. Another day, another rant from the enormous ego of the geriatric, coffin dodging wigan owner dave whelan
  7. East midlands trains delivering a masterclass in how not to run a train service this morning. Bordering on #northernfail standards
  8. @PeterK1878 he's been doing a lot of painting and decorating on a shift basis! I'll let him know you were asking about him peter.
  9. If roy keane maims john bishop I'll donate 20 quid
  10. Robbie williams in the john terry role tonight...
  11. Where's fatty corden? He's an expert in gegging in on this type of caper #socceraid
  12. @bonobosyndrome he's finished with soccertainment now fella, last I heard he was a seminar leader at ucla in the sociology of new labour
  13. @bonobosyndrome your analysis of last nights game was superb as ever mate. Were you confused that thierry henry wasn't playing for the reds?
  14. @bonobosyndrome @tomemoore he's been caught out, like harold shipman
  15. @bonobosyndrome @tomemoore he thinks he's rod stewart!
  16. @daveycoltman I'd give it to your old boss fella. He has the tools for it. Emphasis on tool!