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  1. capitalism
  2. cosmic expansion
  3. the router bits are dull
  4. inconsistent standards
  5. Congressional legislation
  6. severe packet reflux
  7. there was a change to the statically-linked 'ls'
  8. drive D: is out of paper
  9. cross-connected faceplates
  10. seasonal packet migrations
  11. Republicans
  12. excessive executive compensation
  13. line noise from rats in the wall
  14. failure of the flux capacitor
  15. eddies in the space-time continuum
  16. cats
  17. government bailouts
  18. auto manufacturers
  19. severe packet reflux
  20. plankton blooms