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  1. Sorry for being M.I.A for so long, be back shortly though taking a small hiatus due to death in family.
  2. "I'm born too late, in a world too old."
  3. I'm the whore with the heart of gold.
  4. my neighbor is cooking chorizo and I can smell it all the way in my bedroom. ick.
  5. a cakes no good if you don't mix the batter, and bake it.
  6. jerry lee lewis was a disgusting piece of shit.
  7. watching the nightmare before christmas, and I love how the toys start turning on the little kids. LOL.
  8. i want a halloween themed apartment all year long!
  9. misses that floating on air, can't stop smiling, giddy feeling.
  10. I HATE nausea! I wish I could just puke already!
  11. driving at night clears my mind.
  12. The new 'diablo enchilado' Doritos don't live up to their name. Yuck!
  13. How many husbands have I had? You mean apart from my own?
  14. "you smell like a baby prostitute." LMAO.
  15. And why a sequel? I knw the wrld is on a vampire kick, but why fuck up an awesome movie!?
  16. Sequel to Bram Stoker's Dracula, with Johnny Depp as possible Dracula.... WHY!? Are there no better actors, or unknowns!? Why is he in EVER
  17. dark chocolate and boones farm wine. lol classy!
  18. whoa, de ja vu.
  19. my sleeping pattern is reeeally fucked up.
  20. No, not Ritchie! Not my Ritchie, Bob! Not my Ritchie.. Not Ritchie, Bob! *sob*