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  1. @Hols55 Hahaha! Well, it may not be a 'never' but I am certainly taking it as one! Have fun washing your hair about 1 hour ago from Tweetie in reply to Hols55
  2. @_Cantus_ Ouch! about 2 hours ago from Tweetie in reply to _Cantus_
  3. @Hols55 Hahaha. Guess that's a 'no' then!! about 2 hours ago from Tweetie in reply to Hols55
  4. @_Cantus_ It's too early for jokes my friend! about 2 hours ago from Tweetie in reply to _Cantus_
  5. @Hols55 Why thanks! Can I call you round for a quick drink this evening? ;) about 2 hours ago from Tweetie in reply to Hols55
  6. @susykane Sykes fucks dogs was the message I got... I presume that was the intention of the ad about 2 hours ago from Tweetie in reply to susykane
  7. @CaroUnLimited I know you are and I am sure that you know that I am doing likewise in regards to yourself as it were about 2 hours ago from Tweetie in reply to CaroUnLimited
  8. @_Cantus_ Probably cos that's not me! about 2 hours ago from Tweetie in reply to _Cantus_
  9. @Hols55 God is fine but you can just call me Ewen if you want ;) x about 2 hours ago from Tweetie in reply to Hols55
  10. I love it how every year you all wear paper hats, eat turkey and get drunk on my special day you nutters! about 2 hours ago from Tweetie
  11. You must all be excited that it's 8 days til my birthday!! about 2 hours ago from Tweetie
  12. @YouRuddyGuys The retweet button is like the clitoris, it's vanished! about 3 hours ago from Tweetie in reply to YouRuddyGuys
  13. @SexyHornyBiSlut Er... Excuse me!! If you hadn't noticed, I am a man!! It is not my job to know what colour cyan is. Sheesh! about 3 hours ago from Tweetie in reply to SexyHornyBiSlut
  14. @SexyHornyBiSlut All the cyan ink is in your hair, babs about 4 hours ago from Tweetie in reply to SexyHornyBiSlut
  15. Get in @swannyg66 ! about 4 hours ago from Tweetie
  16. Harmison- great pundit, who'd have thought it. More please Sky! about 17 hours ago from Tweetie
  17. @YouRuddyGuys :* about 17 hours ago from Tweetie in reply to YouRuddyGuys
  18. Why is ITV showing Pan's Labrynth?? about 17 hours ago from Tweetie
  19. @gracedent @derrenlitten He gives good interview too. The talented, humble bastard. about 17 hours ago from Tweetie in reply to gracedent
  20. Buble. My guilty pleasure. A great rat in need of a pack... about 18 hours ago from Tweetie