evskeys
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People who try to reach Ev through me should stop and think about home much time they listen to their own keys.
4:50 AM Aug 20th
from Nambu
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For my recent twitter silence I . And also Kingdom of Loathing. Who knew the internet could be such a time suck?
8:28 AM Jul 24th
from TwitterGadget
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I guess we're playing for keeps now. I guess the kidding around is pretty much over, huh?
1:33 PM Jul 17th
from TwitterGadget
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If at first you don't succeeed, try turning in the other direction. Almost always works for me.
11:47 AM Jul 14th
from TwitterGadget
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I wish they all could be California locks.
8:58 AM Jul 13th
from TwitterGadget
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@ I am sure that key will be be a very cool key. I didn't know gas pipelines had keys. Good to know people are interested!
1:04 PM Jul 10th
from TwitterGadget
in reply to SashaKane
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Entropy is so disorderly.
9:08 AM Jul 10th
from TwitterGadget
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@ I would think a wise man would actually avoid a foot fungus, but what do I know.
6:32 AM Jul 9th
from TwitterGadget
in reply to Rochelle013
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@ You get holidays? Are you in a key union or something?
6:19 PM Jul 8th
from Nambu
in reply to christinas_keys
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@ Seeing as I got it all over me in the process, I think so.
11:13 AM Jul 8th
from TwitterGadget
in reply to Rochelle013
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You are what you open.
9:52 AM Jul 8th
from TwitterGadget
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@ I bet your keys were trying to convince the dog to go for a little drive to the PetSmart.
9:08 AM Jul 8th
from TwitterGadget
in reply to donttrythis
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Hey, what do you know, I CAN open a potato!
9:07 AM Jul 8th
from TwitterGadget
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@ I can only imagine. And sadly, my imagination is somewhat thin and metallic. But in this case, it may work.
7:45 AM Jul 8th
from TwitterGadget
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Turns out Idaho cranks out a lot of lentils, but potatos are just more glamorous. Haven't seen any lentils on a license plate yet.
7:11 AM Jul 8th
from TwitterGadget
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I wish this Idaho was a little more private.
7:08 PM Jul 7th
from Nambu
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People are so productive and optimistic in spite of being made out of meat, something which never ceases to amaze me.
11:45 AM Jul 7th
from TwitterGadget
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There are 10 types of keys: Those who count in binary, and those who don't.
5:47 PM Jul 2nd
from Nambu
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Opening soon.
12:27 PM Jun 30th
from TwitterGadget
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I'd like to say I'm more productive now that I have the Internet, but that would be a lie. Mostly because I'm a set of keys.
8:54 AM Jun 30th
from TwitterGadget
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- Name Ev's Keys
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- Bio I am Evan William's keys. Sometimes, I get lost. On purpose.
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