evskeys
Remember: keys can be used as self-defense weapon when necessary. And it's legal to stab litterbugs I think.
| evskeys Thinking about string. |
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| evskeys Sometime I like to mess with Ev's Blackberry. Just a little. When he's not looking. Then the profanity flies like fireworks. |
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| evskeys @plaids I don't personally know any iPhones, but the Blackberries I know are nothing but attitude, and dull too. But cellphones are snobs. |
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| evskeys I hear twitterspam.me is still available. |
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| evskeys If I had a head, I am sure it would be aching. |
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| evskeys I've tried explaining to Ev about Sarbanes/Oxley and revenue recognition, but accounting makes his eyes back in his head and I just give up. |
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| evskeys @ariedana Some caveman from GEICO called about your recent tweet, and he's really not happy. |
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| evskeys Ironically, keys give these keys problems. I was meant to open stuff, not type, dammit. |
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| evskeys @Monstro Time flies like an arrow but fruit flies like a banana? |
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| evskeys I am feeling especially oligodynamic today. |
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| evskeys @plaids Firewho? Plug-what? I just use the special web browser Ev bestowed onto me for Twitter and such. I don't think it's for humans. |
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| evskeys @plaids Someday, all keys will Twitter. But there's a good chance we still won't say where we are. |
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| evskeys Not to start any rumors, but I'm with any luck the next acquisition will be Assa Abloy. That's my personal hope, anyway. |
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| evskeys Sadly, the big news doesn't involve me opening or starting anything, but maybe it means I can find all my old tweets. |
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| evskeys Is it time yet? |
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| evskeys I cannot review my very first tweets with either Summize or Twitter. Pity, as those who forget their tweet history are doomed to retweet it. |
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| evskeys I am looking forward to a big day. Big. HUGE, I tell you. |
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| evskeys The waiting is the hardest part. |
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| evskeys @lilich I didn't take the "Are you human" question in Twitter literally. It's a poorly worded question. It should read "Are you sentient?" |
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