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jadespace
What do I have to do stop people from taking MY cart with MY groceries at the store? Piss on it? That's the third time in two weeks.
about 19 hours ago
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Twitterrific
Power User Tip: Handy tutorial screen cast on how to use Twitterrific with Present.ly - http://twurl.nl/f6rhdo
about 20 hours ago
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ejacqui
Almost died reading the Sarah Palin Debate Flowchart: http://tinyurl.com/4ujx7t
07:55 AM October 03, 2008
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nick
I'm a gay man trapped in a straight man's cock.
11:07 PM September 28, 2008
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chartier
Location-based iPhone games like this Terminator one fascinate the hell out of me: http://snipr.com/3u7ej
10:06 AM September 25, 2008
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darthvader
Did I call a time out after my stupid son blew up the Death Star? Hell no! I took the boys to Hoth and laid the smack down. Feh.
01:18 PM September 24, 2008
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chartier
@evq I have a dual dock I'm trying to get rid of myself. $20 shipped US if you need it.
10:06 PM September 18, 2008
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Ihnatko
I think "Backing Up iPhone..." has the potential to become the "Drive A: not ready. Abort/Retry/Fail?" of the modern age.
06:54 PM July 13, 2008
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Moltz
The Southcenter Apple store line ends at my house. I want all you iPhone 3Gtards off my lawn, though, or I'm turning the sprinkler on.
07:23 AM July 11, 2008
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Moltz
I wake up to MobileMe and Twitter API paging. Christ, how long did I sleep? Oh, my god, everyone I knew and loved is dead! But paging, huh?
06:08 AM July 10, 2008
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chuckreynolds
OH "stop touching yourself, i'm not going to tell you again!" guy to kid at Harbor Freight Tools. Lol
02:27 PM April 06, 2008
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Ihnatko
Oh, there's a green button on the Escalade's dash that deploys a Counter-Hippie Snowplow. Cool. I'm not even slowing down for them anymore.
10:01 AM April 01, 2008
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ejacqui
If I was on the Enterprise, I would have a seriously hard time avoiding swearing at the computer every time it told me "not recommended"
05:07 PM March 28, 2008
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METX164
I love you, do you love me, you are in seat number 32.
10:41 PM March 15, 2008
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Ihnatko
I wish this bread machine ran on UNIX. Then I could just enter "mbread wheat | slice | toast med > breakfast.dsh"
07:18 AM March 13, 2008
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nick
Adding porn to iTunes for iPhone viewing. Soon iChat's "current song" will show "Cute Goth Chick Gets Painful Anal." Hope Mom doesn't IM me.
06:11 PM March 12, 2008
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nick
"What's the button for ignoring on the iPhone?" "You throw it on the ground."
12:51 PM March 10, 2008
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nick
Can "bi-curious" be a permanent state? Or is this a condition we can name after me?
03:56 PM March 05, 2008
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ijustine
I see people with PCs and I want to hit them.
02:58 PM January 16, 2008
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