evincent517
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My house is slowly, but surely, getting cleaner. Round 2 in the a.m. Round 3 this weekend. What? You think it shouldn't take three rounds?
about 7 hours ago
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You know what makes giving a gift difficult? Losing it before you have wrapped it.
about 16 hours ago
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@: You are verging on lame right now, but not because of your Christian vegetables.
about 21 hours ago
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My mother was a caterpillar and my father was a worm, but I'm ok with that now.
about 21 hours ago
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I looooove you, Ebenezar!
10:42 AM Dec 19th
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... That is how I feel. I feel ellipses.
1:36 PM Dec 18th
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John Adams was just totally schooled by George Washington. Ouch.
8:03 PM Dec 16th
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Dear Blue Crayon Tip, How did you end up in my purse? I do not work with or have children -- or leave my purse lying around. Confusedly, E
8:11 PM Dec 15th
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Christmas performance, Christmas shopping, Christmas tree, comfy jammies, book, blanket, and a tamale. Perfect December night.
9:23 PM Dec 14th
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I'm suddenly afraid of getting old. I don't want to be a burden to anyone. What if I'm too feeble, or senile, or crotchety?
5:49 PM Dec 14th
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Melted my favorite skirt: one of those days.
4:34 PM Dec 10th
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It's -12 Degrees in Brigham City right now. Can't wait to get on the road.
5:52 AM Dec 10th
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I can't plug in my alarm clock, phone charger, and bedside lamp at the same time anymore, but it worth it for my Christmas tree, right?
7:09 PM Dec 9th
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@: this is the best thing I have heard in years. YEARS!
8:06 PM Dec 3rd
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@: "You don't change lives by holding still, Blake."
9:36 PM Oct 30th
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My blessings: I have not been fired yet; I still have a few friends; there is always cake and a spoon; weeks end and you can start over.
6:39 PM Oct 23rd
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I think my alarm MUST have gone off this morning. I just don't remember it.
7:33 AM Oct 22nd
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Costume (finally) complete. Word to my sister.
10:13 PM Oct 20th
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Need a body shaper to wear under my corset. Sorry, world, for the way I look.
9:38 PM Oct 19th
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This is one of many reasons I love Utah.
5:13 PM Oct 17th
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