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  1. My house is slowly, but surely, getting cleaner. Round 2 in the a.m. Round 3 this weekend. What? You think it shouldn't take three rounds?
  2. You know what makes giving a gift difficult? Losing it before you have wrapped it.
  3. @saranderson: You are verging on lame right now, but not because of your Christian vegetables.
  4. My mother was a caterpillar and my father was a worm, but I'm ok with that now.
  5. I looooove you, Ebenezar!
  6. ... That is how I feel. I feel ellipses.
  7. John Adams was just totally schooled by George Washington. Ouch.
  8. Dear Blue Crayon Tip, How did you end up in my purse? I do not work with or have children -- or leave my purse lying around. Confusedly, E
  9. Christmas performance, Christmas shopping, Christmas tree, comfy jammies, book, blanket, and a tamale. Perfect December night.
  10. I'm suddenly afraid of getting old. I don't want to be a burden to anyone. What if I'm too feeble, or senile, or crotchety?
  11. Melted my favorite skirt: one of those days.
  12. It's -12 Degrees in Brigham City right now. Can't wait to get on the road.
  13. I can't plug in my alarm clock, phone charger, and bedside lamp at the same time anymore, but it worth it for my Christmas tree, right?
  14. @i_lisarr: this is the best thing I have heard in years. YEARS!
  15. @i_lisarr: "You don't change lives by holding still, Blake."
  16. My blessings: I have not been fired yet; I still have a few friends; there is always cake and a spoon; weeks end and you can start over.
  17. I think my alarm MUST have gone off this morning. I just don't remember it.
  18. Costume (finally) complete. Word to my sister.
  19. Need a body shaper to wear under my corset. Sorry, world, for the way I look.
  20. This is one of many reasons I love Utah. http://yfrog.com/13olbj