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  1. BEGIN OPERATION TRANSPORT 27 POUND TURKEY TO IRVINE! GO GO GO G OG OGO GO GO GO GO GO G OGO GO GO GO GO GO GO G OGO GO G OGO G OGO G OG OG
  2. @flatlinejack yes, hurry back so you can hear all of those ringtones in the wild
  3. I favorited a YouTube video -- Grandma shooting a FA MP40 http://www.youtube.com/watc...
  4. RT @RubberNinja: Heres a video of a elderly woman firing a machine gun in a wheel chair - http://www.youtube.com/watc...
  5. @otokoyaku please rename your twitter to @penisewiene
  6. @Lillyxandra I am thankful for motorboating
  7. @oizys get out of my dreams/and grab my boom gun... [sung to the tune of: http://bit.ly/9RtX]
  8. Oh the beautiful people of rock and roll ralphs
  9. Now watching a baby play with a frozen tube package of ground beef. safe?
  10. Thankful for: my girlfriend, my parents, cats, my friends, food that goes into my face, vidyuh games, boobies, butts, explosions, internet.
  11. @gdestefano I am thankful for you
  12. RT @baduncaduncan: Welp, Mininova is now dead. Any ideas on where to find torrents now?
  13. @bbrathwaite wow you dove right into the deep end with that toon!
  14. God I hope this is real, it's great: http://bit.ly/4Slbjl
  15. @oizys it's so urgent you can't even say the full words
  16. @girlvani yes, the Baron is now one of my idols. So good.
  17. In the future our kids will have 'my first monofilament wire' or 'my first die-coat blades' or 'my first rig' or 'ny first cyberdeck'
  18. Watching a woman hold a baby while the kid plays with a keychain sized tape measure. Safe?
  19. Can't get over how much the Formosa DMV insides look like Combine barricades. Where is lamarr?
  20. Haha, for those wondering, girlfriend is fine. Just got a wisdom tooth yanked!