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evilrobotbill

  1. Help! RT @schwarzgerat000: YO! Sex offender at the bar! You're not getting served quicker by grinding @evilrobotbill twitter.com/schwarzgerat00… about 1 hour ago via TweetCaster for Android
  2. Just had a guy rub up against my bum in the bar. #notcool about 1 hour ago via TweetCaster for Android
  3. @hayleyjanerowe I miss you. X about 2 hours ago via TweetCaster for Android in reply to hayleyjanerowe
  4. 1) Yes, I am a VIP, apparently. 2) My wrists are that hairy. lockerz.com/s/213906045 about 2 hours ago via TweetCaster for Android
  5. LOL at the fact that the street in Bristol with all the 'massage' parlours also has a wargaming shop called 'Cut And Thrust'. about 3 hours ago via TweetCaster for Android
  6. Cloud Nothings... First good band of the day. Ears ringing and it's raining. :( about 3 hours ago via TweetCaster for Android
  7. @beeblebear Not really. about 4 hours ago via TweetCaster for Android in reply to beeblebear
  8. @beeblebear I do... With other people's children. about 4 hours ago via TweetCaster for Android in reply to beeblebear
  9. Why does it always rain on me? Is it because I lied when I was seventeen (about all the bodies)? about 4 hours ago via TweetCaster for Android
  10. Wonder Villains... Did not fill me with wonder. Despite my pledge to not go to the Trinity I am heading there now... #Dottodot about 5 hours ago via TweetCaster for Android
  11. Oh sweet Bod... The band are playing Placebo before coming on. about 5 hours ago via TweetCaster for Android
  12. Next up... Girls with keyboards! #Dottodot about 6 hours ago via TweetCaster for Android
  13. Good J&MC start. Faintly preppy indie rock after... That's Being There #dottodot about 6 hours ago via TweetCaster for Android
  14. What he said. RT @schwarzgerat000: The Cooler: ironic name for a venue that feels like an oven about now about 6 hours ago via TweetCaster for Android
  15. @NickSetchfield It does! Good man. about 9 hours ago via TweetCaster for Android in reply to NickSetchfield
  16. Oh tits... Despite being generally opposed to the concept of a monarchy I've accidentally dressed in red, white and blue. Balls. about 10 hours ago via TweetCaster for Android
  17. @schwarzgerat000 Haha, I'm still on Corfu time. Woke up at 6 :( about 12 hours ago via web in reply to schwarzgerat000
  18. @schwarzgerat000 That's cool. Yep, 1 is good. First few bands start at 1.30. about 12 hours ago via web in reply to schwarzgerat000
  19. @schwarzgerat000 Yeah deffo for Friends. Wavves and Here We Go clash a bit... bah. The Thekla is basically the place to be from 12. about 12 hours ago via web in reply to schwarzgerat000
  20. @schwarzgerat000 By the way, what bands are you wanting to see today? about 12 hours ago via web in reply to schwarzgerat000
  • Name Will Salmon
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