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  1. One boat. two Boats, Ever so slightly more than 3 boats. I think the technical term is "a fuck load of boats"!
  2. WOOH!!!! Go TEAM EDWARD! You freaking rocked in Death to Smoochy!
  3. act the way you'd like to be, and soon you'll be the way you act.
  4. It must be embarassing for the salesman in the camera store when i know far more about their products than they do.
  5. Yo Yo, Word to my N words. I'm certified dope.
  6. The baby Jesus ate my taco.
  7. Turn on the light cuz the left hand knows what you're doing with the right.
  8. Just thouroughly enjoyed every single ounce of pirate radio. See it!
  9. Even if it is true, CNN is a lie.
  10. Everything CNN says is a lie, even if it is true.
  11. @DustinRivers do it, if it's less than a year old, they will fix anything.
  12. Anyone who has Google Wave, lemme know. I want friends to wave at.
  13. My macbook was a little tired so I walked into the Apple store and they put in a new battery within 5 minutes, all for free. *swoon*
  14. is big in Japan. No, seriously, I'm like 6'4".
  15. Every day, each of us says the dumbest thing we are going to say that day.
  16. My heart needs a lap dance
  17. @LGRevo3 for my Canadian Thanksgiving last month I made a big Tofurkey dinner. It was really good!
  18. Supernatural the sitcom, a must watch! http://www.youtube.com/watc...
  19. was turned into an EVIL Drag Queen. watch the whole makeup process here http://www.facebook.com/vid...
  20. just installed Mac OSX Snow Leopard and boy is it snappy!