EvilMammoth
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Experience: A series of failures. Every failure teaches a man something, to wit, that he will probably fail again.
12:00 PM May 29th
via MenckenBot
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Driving philosophy: Let go, let God.
12:06 PM May 29th
via twicca
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My son just tried to Harry Anderson me with a coin and a rubber band, but instead I Joe Piscopo'd him with his own suspenders.
9:56 PM May 15th
via Birdhouse
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Overfishing, global warming and pollution threaten to transform the ocean–and perhaps life as we know it
9:34 PM May 11th
via SocialFlow
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The Obama campaign shouldn’t force Biden’s comments on gay marriage back into the closet
8:34 AM May 6th
via TweetDeck
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Convince them? Sadly, nothing. QT @: Incontrovertible Photographic Evidence of the Apollo 11 Moon Landing
5:34 AM Apr 29th
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in reply to Crispian_Jago
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Nice. RT @: YES! Thank you, American Airlines! RT @: This applies to printed material as well.
2:45 PM Apr 23rd
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Damn right I am. RT @: Honest bumper sticker: "I am a fragile and finite animal trying to live forever."
6:12 AM Apr 22nd
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Only 3 days left now, 5.6K of 7.5K. RT @: ... Chicago Writers Conference is about to break the 5K mark...
1:56 PM Apr 21st
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Update: Paper on periodontitis-heart disease link was retracted for authorship dispute, says journal editor
12:29 PM Apr 21st
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SPOILER ALERT: We all die at the end.
12:25 PM Apr 21st
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@ I think that started at the beginning.
10:33 AM Apr 21st
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in reply to AndreaKuszewski
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, I was aware Mayo was starting to advocate woo, but has anyone else seen their recent spate of acupuncture tweets?
7:56 AM Apr 21st
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My brother in law won't go to Hooters with me tonight because his wife is "having a baby."
6:56 PM Apr 20th
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Antivax site is beating real science site for Babble's "Top Autism Blog". Real one = Thinking Person's Guide.
9:31 PM Apr 18th
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"I'm-a rub yo' ass in the moonshine. Let's take it back to seventy-nine!"
—Jimmy Carter (1997)
7:46 PM Apr 17th
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Chicago writers, donate to and/or attend the Chicago Writers Conference. Meet , , and .
11:53 AM Apr 16th
via twicca
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FRIGHTENING/AMAZING: Massive tornado near Crawford, Kansas (via @)
6:49 PM Apr 14th
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Today the West again failed to hinder North Korea’s jubilant schedule of CATASTROPHIC MISSILE EXPLOSIONS.
5:40 AM Apr 13th
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According to the feedback cards, 80% of the ladies who bone me do so solely for the free McDonalds after :(
9:33 PM Apr 12th
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- Name Jason Gantenberg
- Location Chicago Suburbs
- Web http://www.slothj...
- Bio I am the Evil Mammoth. No mammoth is eviler than I. Of all the mammoths, I am the evilest.
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