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evilloulou

  1. I can say with conviction that David Caruso has orange pubes.
  2. Dear Backstreet Boys, I grew up in vehement protest of your pop crap, only to find out years later I'd be working alongside your asses. GAH.
  3. The neighbor's decision to have Barbra Streisand on loop is seriously fucking with my humanity.
  4. @careensid And all along I thought it is Edward McCain. No reference to the vegetarian vampire you love, though.
  5. Does this speak to you, @havo_? yfrog.com/nx2kblzj
  6. I have everything I could ever want, except for one thing: I want my goddamn nose ring back.
  7. Marijuana is for pussies.
  8. I figured: I am never too old for some youthful indiscretion.
  9. Showed up at Fashion Week in baggy Levi's and mustard Keds. The height of self-neglect, I must say. GAH.
  10. @pattimylovely You looked so high-class chichi, it was beyond thrilling. Catch up soon, Pacita (P.S. I like it when you call me Lulu).
  11. I hope you step on a lego, you despicable crank.
  12. Here's your wanking material, you blasted hipster: bit.ly/JzIY0a 25 photos of Morrissey looking happy. [via Flavorwire]
  13. Walter Salles' On The Road (2012): A review: buzzsugar.com/Road-Movie-Rev…
  14. Sleeplessness is a bitch.
  15. Working alongside @ladygaga is phenomenal. Blood, sweat and tears justified. See you at the moshpit tonight!
  16. Maple syrup tastes like Christmas.