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  1. @miquelon I formally apologize for making the French surrender joke. Read the truth at: http://bit.ly/3wcFlp ~ Vive le France!
  2. @lahovermale http://is.gd/1Buir - Honor the teachings of Dumbledore & dominate Twitter with the hashtag #dumbledore.
  3. Another hot idea for a three-some: the lead actors of Pirates of the Carribbean. . . plus me. Okay, that's a 4-some, but still. . .
  4. Hot idea for a threesome: Ryan Reynolds and his wife Scarlett Johansson. Yum!
  5. Sorry, I got distracted. Looking up images of Ryan Reynolds in Blade 3 on Google Images. Drool.
  6. @craftygirl7 Oh, Gawd, that's awful! And you can't get a refund or anything?
  7. @girlgamy You got me. I'm making do with Bartles and James malt beverages. WHEN I drink, which isn't often. Oh, well. . .
  8. Saw footage of Michael Jackson dancing with his hair on fire in Pepsi ad outtake. Think he must already have been on painkillers.
  9. RT @LOANMODMAKER For changes to be of any true value, they've got to be lasting and consistent. -Tony Robbins #voss #dumbledore
  10. RT @LoriMoreno The best things in life are not things. #quote #dumbledore
  11. RT @MitchWagner: I am being followed on Twitter by someone named @RowdyTrouserSnakes. Heh.
  12. Crocs shoe company on its last legs. http://is.gd/1BmMd
  13. Confirmed: God is slightly gay. Just ask the animals. As soon as they stop having all that homosexual sex. http://snipr.com/ndkws
  14. RT @purplehayz Bing! Microsoft to open retail stores this fall - http://snipr.com/nd0j9
  15. RT @moon_rider Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance? ~ eg: LOL!
  16. RT @atomicpoet Canada: Home of the largest French population never to surrender to Germany. ~ eg: Funny!
  17. RT @rhmakingithappe Some of the highest profile celebs like Oprah & Larry King hv discoverd how huge twitter can B. http://bit.ly/3IzYYQ
  18. "The insurance the industry has hijacked our health care system and turned it into a giant ATM for Wall Street." http://snipr.com/n6imi
  19. Am I the only one doing this #dumbledore thing? I'm starting to feel lame. . .
  20. RT @GSouder In retail, the customer is always right. Unless they are complete fucking morons, then you have the right to piss on their shoes