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Husband asked if I'm gonna go to the grocery store tomorrow. Hahhaha. No! That's crazy talk. about 12 hours ago from Echofon
I really really really wish my gym would stop playing Single Ladies. Forever and ever amen. about 14 hours ago from Echofon
The husband erased some of my programs from the DVR. All of his stuff is still intact, of course. I think this means that he must die. No? about 19 hours ago from Echofon
@pdxdiva I think we should do like they did deades ago...knock the mom out till the birthing part is over! about 19 hours ago from Echofon in reply to pdxdiva
@michelinhef don't be hatin' about 19 hours ago from Echofon in reply to michelinhef
I am not feeling Rhianna's new album. At. All. about 21 hours ago from Echofon
@slackjaw37 haha. Miles will fuck. A. Puppy. Up. Billie is as dead as that mouse (which is probably still on the side of the house). about 21 hours ago from Echofon in reply to slackjaw37
@pdxdiva oh man! You're making me wish that babies really were delivered by storks. Why must they grow in our uteruses? WHY!?! about 21 hours ago from Echofon in reply to pdxdiva
God dammit, Barnes & Noble! Put the damn Nook in stores so we can buy it already. Damn! Don't you know what season it is? about 21 hours ago from Echofon
Just cleaned le makeup brushes. I put it off forever and they were gnarly. All sparkly now. http://twitpic.com/qpase 5:47 PM Nov 23rd from Echofon
People who think that Nordstoms is expensive should go there sometime. There are plenty of deals to be had. 2:11 PM Nov 20th from Echofon
I am frightened of my in box. Tis full and I'm not going to get to any of it today. Oh well. It will all still be here on Monday. 11:38 AM Nov 20th from Echofon
Man, the parking lot at the Safeway on Alhambra can SUCK IT. 6:14 PM Nov 19th from Echofon
Husband got the new Left for Dead yesterday. Reloading! 6:13 PM Nov 19th from Echofon
@soapsindepthcbs he's cute and disturbed. What's not to like? 11:00 AM Nov 19th from Echofon in reply to soapsindepthcbs
@soapsindepthcbs ha! I was thinking the same thing yesterday. They could at least wind her hair into a tight bun. Jeez! So lazy. 10:59 AM Nov 19th from Echofon in reply to soapsindepthcbs
Vlookup is far and away my favorite excel formula. I heart it. A lot. 10:55 AM Nov 19th from Echofon
Started the day with oatmeal, raspberries and now sipping on some green tea. Happy Friday eve to me! 9:03 AM Nov 19th from Echofon
"because that's how you win christmas!". Hahaha. That target commercial is funny. 4:58 PM Nov 18th from Echofon
Skipping the gym to go sit on the couch and read The Lost Symbol for a while before dinner. Don't judge me! 4:10 PM Nov 18th from Echofon