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  1. @yeahimadork Just the vodka for me. I find that a little minty Schnapps afterward hides the alcohol smell from workmates. about 9 hours ago from web in reply to yeahimadork
  2. I'm always happy when my culinary experiments turn out yummy! 'Course, ya can't go wrong with bacon. 12:18 PM Dec 1st from web
  3. The only bad thing about a 4-day holiday food consuming binge is the end of the digestive process. 11:24 AM Nov 30th from web
  4. My problem with Cyber-Monday is I'm self employed. It's much more satisfying surfing the web on someone else's dime & time. Happy shopping! 9:23 AM Nov 30th from web
  5. We have a city-wide water boiling order. The problem? All my ice cubes melt when boiled. 9:07 AM Nov 30th from web
  6. "She's a nice girl." "Yeah, but who wants that?" - Mad Men, Episode One 2:46 PM Nov 25th from web
  7. @yeahimadork ya know, when I'm tired of meloncholy I trade it for some berrycholy, or even bananacholy. 5:06 PM Nov 23rd from web in reply to yeahimadork
  8. I love irony for lunch. Eating French Onion soup at a Mexican food joint. 11:35 AM Nov 23rd from txt
  9. @kungfuk1tten That recipe would be nice! As long as it don't have onions according to my daughters. 9:57 AM Nov 23rd from web in reply to kungfuk1tten
  10. What music awards? Oh well, back to my Weird Al Yankovic playlist. 9:56 AM Nov 23rd from web
  11. Tonight I cooked home-made split pea soup. Mmm hmmm - just as bad as I remember... 6:42 PM Nov 21st from web
  12. Planet 51 & Chuck E Cheese. Better than a day at Twilight. 3:03 PM Nov 21st from txt
  13. @yeahimadork Add a little O.J. to your bubbybath and you've got a party for one! 9:14 AM Nov 21st from web in reply to yeahimadork
  14. @shaunaglenn Shouldn't that be "skrabel" then? 9:05 AM Nov 21st from web in reply to shaunaglenn
  15. enjoying a blonde ale. Is it a real blonde? I checked under the label. It's real. 10:45 PM Nov 18th from web
  16. Favorite movie quote of the day: "spooning's nice, but forking is better" 7:11 AM Nov 18th from web
  17. Having motivational and creativity issues this week. Feels like my mind took a vacation without me. Hopefully I'll get a postcard soon. 2:45 PM Nov 17th from web
  18. "unfriend" is the Oxford Dictionary word of the year. Guess that means I'll be "undrinking" with them soon. 9:45 AM Nov 17th from web
  19. @kungfuk1tten Google Wave - is that where you see Muppets with Googly eyes waving from afar? 9:20 AM Nov 17th from web in reply to kungfuk1tten
  20. @yeahimadork Yeah, next we'll have punk kids in the bar playin' Pool, with a capital P, and that rhymes with T, and that stands for trouble. 9:08 AM Nov 17th from web in reply to yeahimadork