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  1. Had hoped to fall asleep early, but tonight's Intervention was too excellent. Definitely in my top 10, maybe in top 5 Interventions evar.
  2. You know what pisses me off? My radio just pointed out that I still know every note and word to "I Wanna Sexx U Up."
  3. OMG! Just found my black cat soap dispenser that I thought I lost two moves ago! I told you that suitcase had too many little pockets.
  4. @maehymn You gotta do it. Ignoring Faceboob just makes it worse. You log in, and you have 593 "redneck gifts" invites.
  5. Understatement of the day: "Well, you certainly don't want to be working with an awake lion when you collect sperm from him."
  6. Arr, matey! To protect my angry eye from tv/computer, I have bobbie pinned a piece of sock on my glasses. Will remove when I leave house.
  7. @petewentz Today? I'm working on a logo, being nervous about a costume gig, and about to go to a cookout. Also, Mafia Wars cause I'm lame.
  8. Goodnight twitter. Making serious effort to sleep for 12 hours. Tomorrow, will wake with TWO functioning eyes. The dream is real.
  9. Just when you thought it was safe to wear contacts, stabbing eye pain! Does this mean I'm not supposed to look at a monitor for 12 hours?
  10. @xxxabbeyxxx Did they walk out cause the movie was offensive or cause it sucked? Cause I totally wanna see it.
  11. @studionashvegas Hey, @faintgraylines says you may be hunting for design peeps. Holla? (I'm at evilamy.com if you want to see stuff.)
  12. @xxxabbeyxxx I saw the announcement, but my account is on hold til I get my work hours fixed. Rarrrr.
  13. @saraclark Yellow Tail or The Little Penguin? My broke yet drunk friends seem to favor those.
  14. Ran across this while looking for a pic for work. WTF!! http://tinyurl.com/mel5jx (beware: graphic nastiness)
  15. Just got a gig costuming a movie for 48 Hour Film Fest. I haven't costumed anything in 5 years. Adventures!
  16. Going to bed 2 hours too late cause the cat fell asleep in my lap and I couldn't get up to brush my teeth. Such is life with Herr Puss.
  17. Miley Cyrus + Christina Aguilera = Jessie James. Wonder if people confuse her with Jesse Jayne (google it.)
  18. In Hot Topic with Jen, who is thinking about buying Twilight merch. Send help. Intervention! She's had the Kool Aid! Jamestown! Attica!
  19. If you use the phrase "you know, like that drag queen we saw..." to describe your wedding dress, you might be goth.
  20. Typing some legal stuff for Tony. The more I type The Offering, the more it sounds like a horror movie. "They'll buy shares of your SOUL!"