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  1. @richjohnston please... http://myloc.me/20Khf 3:39 PM Dec 10th from UberTwitter in reply to richjohnston
  2. @sharapovasthigh fantasy football can be such a cruel mistress... http://myloc.me/20Kd1 3:38 PM Dec 10th from UberTwitter in reply to sharapovasthigh
  3. @GailSimone whoa!! Evil Allan's got nothing on you lady. 8:58 AM Dec 9th from UberTwitter in reply to GailSimone
  4. @pvponline no one keeps a secret from evil allan Muahahahah! http://myloc.me/1YBGQ 9:58 PM Dec 8th from UberTwitter in reply to pvponline
  5. @markhoppus Did this pig leader have an eye patch? 6:13 AM Nov 12th from web in reply to markhoppus
  6. @debaoki It depends how new the plane is. I was on one from Toronto that didn't and my brother was on one from SF that did on the same day 8:38 PM Nov 9th from web in reply to debaoki
  7. @slashfilm Ask Clifton Collins Jr, if people often confuse him with Boner from Growing Pains? The resembelance is uncanny 8:22 PM Nov 9th from web in reply to slashfilm
  8. @ToplessRobot Evil Allan agrees, head trauma is metal 9:22 AM Nov 1st from web in reply to ToplessRobot
  9. @BobGarrett Evil Allan does not appreciate double posts.... you're coming dangerously close to making The List BobGarrett, very close indeed 9:21 AM Nov 1st from web in reply to BobGarrett
  10. @kennyhoproject Ovaries you say. Hope you never find out the hard way why you never tell evil allan your weaknesses 4:49 PM Oct 31st from web in reply to kennyhoproject
  11. @petertravers It's Evil Allan you dipshit 12:43 PM Oct 31st from web in reply to petertravers
  12. @kennyhoproject Evil Allan is going to kick you in the nutsack from behind for that stupid tweet you just twatted. 12:42 PM Oct 31st from web in reply to kennyhoproject
  13. @EthanSuplee Evil Allan loves that tweet you just twated on a couple of different levels. Never compromise on the bald soufle 12:40 PM Oct 31st from web in reply to EthanSuplee
  14. @Hollywood_com Halloween is when Evil Allan does his best work. A lot of flaming bags of dog poo in my hood tonight 12:37 PM Oct 31st from web in reply to Hollywood_com
  15. @smilinstanlee it's called twating old man 12:35 PM Oct 31st from web in reply to smilinstanlee
  16. @MarronMarvel Just thougth you might want to know, this is Mike, not Allan. Set this bogus twitter account so I could use his name and face 12:21 PM Oct 31st from web in reply to MarronMarvel
  17. @rainnwilson muahhghha ha evil allan will be trick or treating as retarded Dwight this halloween 12:19 PM Oct 31st from web in reply to rainnwilson
  18. @geekgirldiva Oh Evil Allan has no trouble believing that story, it's a mildly evil plan, not bad for an amateur 12:16 PM Oct 31st from web in reply to geekgirldiva
  19. @markhoppus Evil Allan would like to burp with his mouth closed and exhale it towards you for that tweet.... 11:05 AM Oct 15th from web in reply to markhoppus
  20. @TimDillon Almost time is right!!!! Time for Evil Allan to strike fear into the hearts of nerds everywhere 10:59 AM Oct 15th from web in reply to TimDillon