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  1. @richjohnston please... http://myloc.me/20Khf
  2. @sharapovasthigh fantasy football can be such a cruel mistress... http://myloc.me/20Kd1
  3. @GailSimone whoa!! Evil Allan's got nothing on you lady.
  4. @pvponline no one keeps a secret from evil allan Muahahahah! http://myloc.me/1YBGQ
  5. @markhoppus Did this pig leader have an eye patch?
  6. @debaoki It depends how new the plane is. I was on one from Toronto that didn't and my brother was on one from SF that did on the same day
  7. @slashfilm Ask Clifton Collins Jr, if people often confuse him with Boner from Growing Pains? The resembelance is uncanny
  8. @ToplessRobot Evil Allan agrees, head trauma is metal
  9. @BobGarrett Evil Allan does not appreciate double posts.... you're coming dangerously close to making The List BobGarrett, very close indeed
  10. @kennyhoproject Ovaries you say. Hope you never find out the hard way why you never tell evil allan your weaknesses
  11. @petertravers It's Evil Allan you dipshit
  12. @kennyhoproject Evil Allan is going to kick you in the nutsack from behind for that stupid tweet you just twatted.
  13. @EthanSuplee Evil Allan loves that tweet you just twated on a couple of different levels. Never compromise on the bald soufle
  14. @Hollywood_com Halloween is when Evil Allan does his best work. A lot of flaming bags of dog poo in my hood tonight
  15. @smilinstanlee it's called twating old man
  16. @MarronMarvel Just thougth you might want to know, this is Mike, not Allan. Set this bogus twitter account so I could use his name and face
  17. @rainnwilson muahhghha ha evil allan will be trick or treating as retarded Dwight this halloween
  18. @geekgirldiva Oh Evil Allan has no trouble believing that story, it's a mildly evil plan, not bad for an amateur
  19. @markhoppus Evil Allan would like to burp with his mouth closed and exhale it towards you for that tweet....
  20. @TimDillon Almost time is right!!!! Time for Evil Allan to strike fear into the hearts of nerds everywhere