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  1. I'm not sure which will be most jewish and darkly funny entertainment for a Sunday... http://bit.ly/4tkzzd or http://bit.ly/6sCtXS
  2. @imran It's a fantastic demo that twists your melon man... which can only mean one thing. Faked :-)
  3. RT @serafinowicz: I don't mean to be pedantish.
  4. Found it! The demo of Adobe "rewinding the web" http://bit.ly/8jsLKT @imran
  5. @bmecdw A Butchers Apron! Think about it. It'd be like seeing a brain surgeon in rubber driving gloves
  6. This week I saw the butcher from Badger Hill driving to work in his apron.... Seriously... How idiotic is that?
  7. So ffs doesn't mean fish finger sandwich. Shame!
  8. www.onesentence.org True stories, told in one sentence
  9. I knew I was fucked up when, as I licked the blood from my wrist I wondered how many calories I'd consumed. From http://onesentence.com
  10. nothing tastes as good as nothing when you're so fucked up by food that how skinny you are is all you can think about. #lifesentence
  11. Horribly flat #xfactor ... all of them
  12. Motorhead just hurt. Still does. After a 10 minute drum solo we sang "I can feel it, coming in the air tonight, oh lord" and giggled
  13. @dpsurtees The Damned did their early classics and other later ones that befuddled everyone. SuBo was on keyboards (no really!)
  14. The Damned are still cool despite getting on a bit. Their last song was Dont Tidy Up
  15. Oh an wait a bit too... waiting was good...
  16. if (network not connected and offline login fail on MacOS X) then (fiddle with network/boot order in VirtualBox and (Chrome OS works!)
  17. @offmessage Maybe music just stopped being any good after 1989?
  18. A mate with Obsessive Compulsive Nostalgia keeps getting us gig tickets. Tonight Motorhead with The Damned supporting.
  19. Isn't trousers a funny word in that certain sentences don't work unless you say "pair of"... or "some". We know what they are.
  20. @aimeephillips so what happens to your spare pair? And why don't they fit? Or is 2/3 a good enough hit rate?