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Snow already stopped. Plans to recreate end of The Shining with @cherry_treat and a miniature hatchet will have to be revised.about 8 hours agofrom TweetDeck
Snowing in Ealing. Pretty. But what if I'm snowed in? I've only got a couple of onions and some chopped tomatoes in the cupboard.about 8 hours agofrom TweetDeck
Just found a little piece of bread on my elbow. Not sure how long it had been there for but it was delicious.5:17 AM Dec 15thfrom TweetDeck
Last.fm app on Facebook claims I've recently listened to Leona, 98° & Miley Cyrus. This is baseless propaganda & to be ignored. Honest.7:20 AM Dec 14thfrom TweetDeck
Very happy to have @cherry_treat home. On a completely unrelated note, Operation Cleanse-Internet-History was a great success.10:00 AM Dec 13thfrom web
Mrs. now on the way home, I'm following her journey inch by inch on Flight Stats. Not that I'm pleased she's coming back or anything *sniff*5:59 PM Dec 12thfrom TweetDeck
Tip: cleaning whilst listening to 'Echoes' will inspire very little hoovering but a surprisingly large amount of air bass.8:12 AM Dec 12thfrom TweetDeck
Girlfriend returneth tomorrow and the flat is far from ship-shape. Stains to vanish, washing up to do, toenails to vacuum.8:04 AM Dec 12thfrom TweetDeck