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  1. @Captain_PC 2 Chalfonts and 1 National Express.
  2. RT @ratbanjos: How to Boil a Kettle. (v important information. please RT) http://bit.ly/81BdBV <could just go for some tea broth right now.
  3. Snow already stopped. Plans to recreate end of The Shining with @cherry_treat and a miniature hatchet will have to be revised.
  4. Snowing in Ealing. Pretty. But what if I'm snowed in? I've only got a couple of onions and some chopped tomatoes in the cupboard.
  5. Just found a little piece of bread on my elbow. Not sure how long it had been there for but it was delicious.
  6. Doc Brown's son is a pervert: http://is.gd/5onUE
  7. RT @collegehumor End of the World Parody - CollegeHumor video http://bit.ly/6mbHEH
  8. Come on then, walk up to Ealing, do your worst!
  9. @herring1967 Is that the same Barry Scott as from the Cilit Bang ads? If so, his review is not to be trusted.
  10. Last.fm app on Facebook claims I've recently listened to Leona, 98° & Miley Cyrus. This is baseless propaganda & to be ignored. Honest.
  11. Very happy to have @cherry_treat home. On a completely unrelated note, Operation Cleanse-Internet-History was a great success.
  12. Gavvy does not like Sunday mornings. They sux to da max.
  13. Mrs. now on the way home, I'm following her journey inch by inch on Flight Stats. Not that I'm pleased she's coming back or anything *sniff*
  14. RT @mrjonmacqueen: Cheryl Cole + Rihanna = perfect balance on the "punched black woman" seesaw.
  15. Tip: cleaning whilst listening to 'Echoes' will inspire very little hoovering but a surprisingly large amount of air bass.
  16. Girlfriend returneth tomorrow and the flat is far from ship-shape. Stains to vanish, washing up to do, toenails to vacuum.
  17. @serafinowicz How long are two pieces of string? #psqa
  18. @serafinowicz How long is a piece of string? #psqa
  19. RT @heidilore: RT @F0xy_F0x: http://twitpic.com/t3kjd - Fuck Winter. via @Thanatoric
  20. Am playing 1 vs 100 on the Xbox. Complete swizzarama so far.