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  1. 2009 is cool.11:06 AM Jan 1st from web
  2. I accidentally spit on my shoe. I wiped it off with a leaf.1:48 PM Nov 24th, 2008 from txt
  3. There were free round cirles in the break room. I ate one. The middle tasted like raspberries.11:36 AM Nov 24th, 2008 from txt
  4. A leaf fell off a branch and hit me in the arm. Then it fell on the ground and I stepped on it.8:39 AM Nov 24th, 2008 from txt
  5. The crow was eating a rat on the sidewalk and a dead rat and the crow ate the rat in its beak and flew off7:31 AM Nov 24th, 2008 from txt
  6. I see a crow the size of a chicken7:17 AM Nov 24th, 2008 from txt
  7. I ate all my candy11:45 AM Nov 1st, 2008 from web
  8. http://tinyurl.com/6b8b4l9:13 AM Nov 1st, 2008 from web
  9. i'm listening to little joy http://www.myspace.com/litt...9:02 PM Oct 22nd, 2008 from web
  10. I had a dream that someone gave me $40. It was a little girl. Then she disappeared. I think I would have bought a rug with the $407:26 PM Oct 21st, 2008 from web
  11. I'm sitting in a little office.7:23 PM Oct 21st, 2008 from web
  12. oh well12:35 AM Sep 9th, 2008 from web
  13. On my head. I want you to be on my head. On my head. I want you to be my cap. On my head. Go to bed12:35 AM Sep 9th, 2008 from web
  14. Someone yawned. Then I thought, "Don't yawn," and I didn't. Instead I sneezed three times.9:49 AM Sep 3rd, 2008 from txt
  15. I saw a moped and I thought, "I would like to be a moped."9:41 AM Sep 3rd, 2008 from txt
  16. The humans that ate my mother were only six year olds and then they took the mounds bars and got lost on 6th street.7:44 PM Sep 2nd, 2008 from txt
  17. Then all the ants ate my mom and I realized they weren't ants, but humans. I had flown too high and the people turned to ants and ate mom.7:37 PM Sep 2nd, 2008 from txt
  18. I flew too high. The ants look like air particles. The people looked like ants. My mother cried, come back I have more mounds bars.7:35 PM Sep 2nd, 2008 from txt
  19. My neighbor is a soggy palm tree. He sometimes drinks coffee and spills it on the stairs. That is why ants eat my mounds bar.7:32 PM Sep 2nd, 2008 from txt
  20. The ants came from my neighbor. My neighbor is a faggot. He sits by the pool and plays Tom Petty on his guitar.7:29 PM Sep 2nd, 2008 from txt