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  1. 2009 is cool.
  2. I accidentally spit on my shoe. I wiped it off with a leaf.
  3. There were free round cirles in the break room. I ate one. The middle tasted like raspberries.
  4. A leaf fell off a branch and hit me in the arm. Then it fell on the ground and I stepped on it.
  5. The crow was eating a rat on the sidewalk and a dead rat and the crow ate the rat in its beak and flew off
  6. I see a crow the size of a chicken
  7. I ate all my candy
  8. http://tinyurl.com/6b8b4l
  9. i'm listening to little joy http://www.myspace.com/litt...
  10. I had a dream that someone gave me $40. It was a little girl. Then she disappeared. I think I would have bought a rug with the $40
  11. I'm sitting in a little office.
  12. oh well
  13. On my head. I want you to be on my head. On my head. I want you to be my cap. On my head. Go to bed
  14. Someone yawned. Then I thought, "Don't yawn," and I didn't. Instead I sneezed three times.
  15. I saw a moped and I thought, "I would like to be a moped."
  16. The humans that ate my mother were only six year olds and then they took the mounds bars and got lost on 6th street.
  17. Then all the ants ate my mom and I realized they weren't ants, but humans. I had flown too high and the people turned to ants and ate mom.
  18. I flew too high. The ants look like air particles. The people looked like ants. My mother cried, come back I have more mounds bars.
  19. My neighbor is a soggy palm tree. He sometimes drinks coffee and spills it on the stairs. That is why ants eat my mounds bar.
  20. The ants came from my neighbor. My neighbor is a faggot. He sits by the pool and plays Tom Petty on his guitar.