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  1. Dear Twitter: It's over. It's not me, it's you. You take care now.
  2. I just looked up a recipe for "fish tacos" without any sense of irony at all.
  3. @amishpromqueen Try being one of the European counterparts NOT taking the month off. I'm a contact for EVERYONE.
  4. Wow. So, yeah...Twitter. Yeah. I've got nothing.
  5. Leaving in a few hours. I know it'll be same shit different location, but still-change of location is a-ok.
  6. @DecaffeinatedD I promise I will not be a nuisance. Also - HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
  7. It is 5pm. Two very cranky babies have just been winged into bed and I am all about hair of the dog now.
  8. Is my dress too short?
  9. We are finally ready.
  10. @MrsBTC No probs. And she's awake! And HOOVERING! If you need me, I'm the one curled up under the table with the gin.
  11. Two screaming toddlers, masses to do, house needs tidying, my teenage stepdaughter COULD WAKE THE FUCK UP ALREADY AND HELP OUT.
  12. @dottyus That's it. We're coming to yours for her third. I'll bring wine.
  13. Christ-we just did a count up. 50 people are coming round to our house tomorrow. Send help and possibly some tranquilizers.
  14. Right. It's the kidneys then.
  15. Since when does Facebook become way more interesting than spending time with the parents? HUH?
  16. My stepdaughter has informed me that she likes her men Latino, pierced, and slightly greasy looking. Now need to bleach my brain.
  17. why are people in Flickr land so fucking weird?
  18. Babies got their first trike. Mummy's now about to have her first gin and tonic.
  19. also am now on holiday for the next 12 days. I have the sneaking suspicion it will feel like every other non-holiday day.
  20. Posh in-laws arrive tomorrow, I can't find my tranquilizers, the kitten's stolen my pocket rocket and midgets are still in the guest room.