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  1. If hairlines determined one's profession I'd be looking to take over Bozo's job in a few short years.
  2. @yowhatsthehaps Seriously, now I know who's wallet I found in El Segundo last week.
  3. You, Ma'am, are the reason I wear headphones while I'm at my desk. Also, sunglasses.
  4. Dang! Thx @srslainey! Welcome new followers. I'm really more adorably dumb than funny or interesting. Enjoy your week-long stay at Casa Dude
  5. I imagine this incessant back pain is a lot like having in-laws.
  6. @chelseahorton SHIT! (on the reals, use em if you need to or wanna grab some coffee)
  7. @ImAVeronica Why thank you. http://twitpicnic.tumblr.co...
  8. Gonna go ask the dude on the freeway with the Hummer laden in eco-friendly bumper stickers how I can get involved.
  9. NERDS!
  10. I hate Excel. HATE. And this, is why I can't have spreadsheets.
  11. Nice marmot.
  12. @silvershank I'm sure whatever you wrote them, they had it coming.
  13. Kim Jong II has pancreatic cancer. Seriously, dude's an uptight butthole.
  14. Kiss my ass, Monday. I'm goin' to throw a frisbee.
  15. Monday = Sunday night's turtle head.
  16. and then this happened: http://twitpicnic.tumblr.com my tumbleblog exclusively containing random original photos from twitpic.com. go there.
  17. Feeling motivated. I'd say something cliché like, 'Watch out world!' but I know damn well I'll be back to normal in about an hour.
  18. Call me old school but a mohawk in the drivers seat of a Mercedes looks stupid and wrong.
  19. avoiding Ma$e's calls.
  20. twitters mom must be trying to make a phone call.