evehorizon
- i wish i could fake interested as well as i fake interestingabout 4 hours ago from web
- @edenray i'm not sure if i can reach that far.about 5 hours ago from web in reply to edenray
- Holder Considering Torture Probe - AP
I'd like to recommend my urologist.about 7 hours ago from web
- I just learned how to nap my way through parts of the day I don't like.
I will use this power for good.about 8 hours ago from web
- @barb_mallon i am not the kind of sick that generally makes the news, but thank you!about 15 hours ago from web in reply to barb_mallon
- @ShawnaF i think it's spelled SKYY, but I HEAR YOU.about 15 hours ago from web in reply to ShawnaF
- dear god, i don't believe you exist but if you want to convert me please send neko case to my door next time instead of jehovah's witnesses.about 15 hours ago from web
- if there is anything you want me to vomit on in montana, now is the time to ask.about 15 hours ago from web
- most of you are too young to remember when spin the bottle was refereed by the milkman.about 15 hours ago from web
- I'm in that in-between period of my life where I don't know if I prefer sex or golf. AT LEAST WITH GOLF YOU GET A TROPHY.
tie = brokenabout 17 hours ago from web
- Drinking bacon grease-vodka chaser out of our 1st place low gross trophy! The other 120 players are drinking FAIL. BRING THE HOOKERS WE WON.8:41 PM Jul 10th from web
- things i have in common with jesus - 1. capricorn 2. rarely seen in pants10:09 AM Jul 10th from web
- if you believe in the power of prayer, please remember my golf handicap.9:42 AM Jul 10th from web
- Today is our annual golf tournament. The 1 day of the year I show up to work without a service animal, wet nurse or IV drip.9:16 AM Jul 10th from web
- Although I'm not supposed to be drinking this week, maybe I'll have 1 tequila shot watching @whoorl on Rachael Ray today.8:19 AM Jul 10th from web
- @peevish Really I meant Jakob Dylan from Beverly Hills 90210 McDermot Mulroney e. cummings.9:02 PM Jul 9th from web in reply to peevish
- dylan mcdermott is 1 david e. kelley serious look away from looking permanently like david schwimmer.
CHOOSE YOUR NEXT MOVIE WISELY, DYLAN8:36 PM Jul 9th from web
- @sinda I know! I should start a dating service called LOVE IN THE TIME OF CHOLERA. I'm sure that's not taken.8:31 PM Jul 9th from web in reply to sinda
- @Blogography i have sooo...wait, this feels deja vu...
IT'S A GLITCH IN THE MATRIX!!!8:23 PM Jul 9th from web in reply to Blogography
- if the concept of 'soul mate' adheres to simple statistics, odds are your true love is poor, hungry and ISN'T FOLLOWING YOU ON TWITTER.8:21 PM Jul 9th from web
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