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  1. Things gone missing in the move sans which I'm surprisingly debilitated: Monkey-shaped key holder, fuzzy slippers, butter holder, tweezers.
  2. It's 4am and my mind is too crammed full of Things We Still Need To Dos to sleep. List-making: Nature's amphetamine.
  3. We are literally cooking with gas!
  4. I just got waved at by a truck-full of comely firemen...the LONG truck. It's like my own personal calendar shoot!
  5. Being 9 months pregnant is all about planning what you're going to do the next time you stand up.
  6. Nothing makes you feel older than the feeling of feeling old.
  7. Neighbors just stopped by bearing banana bread? In the apartment, all our neighbor ever gave us were drunken, racist notes about lightbulbs!
  8. First day in our new house! Wheeeeeeee!
  9. Oh my god! I always manage to forget how exhausting moving is ... and I'm not even lifting anything!
  10. Youth at food court takes a break from talking girls to leap up and fetch my food when they call my number. He even got me a fork! Awww....
  11. What is this confusong police-escorted parade of army vehicles delaying my parade-of-one to the cupcake store?
  12. Go to walk daisy this morning only to find we'd packed her leash...MacGy-Marco makes do with the strap to a ukulele case.
  13. Oh! The Philadelphia Story!
  14. Uh oh...Ikea is having a sale, and also a sad balloon-animal clown.
  15. Water bottle exploded in bag, yoga class cancelled, heartburn.
  16. Lasagna fixes everything.
  17. Cold, 9 months pregnant, and waiting for a bus that isn't going to come (July 3rd is a holiday?!), she quietly blows her nose on a onsie.
  18. Bird in a sweater! Bird in a sweater!
  19. Last Casual Carpool Dispatch for awhile (maternity leave!): Jolly Rancher on floor, clean-laundry smell in air, driver in pigtails.
  20. A real and true parking ticket sort of day.