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  1. What REALLY happened to the dinosaurs: http://www.vivapixel.com/vi...12:22 PM Jul 14th from web
  2. RT @dhstratton27 "Total Eclipse of the Heart", what a video (thank you, Stevie McBeaver): http://bit.ly/4Dd5V2:16 PM Jul 13th from web
  3. New Study: Sperm Travels Faster Toward Attractive Females - http://bit.ly/4eAM773:55 PM Jul 9th from web
  4. RT @Real_Ron_Artest Sheed to the Celtics? What, they tryin' to put the Social Security All-Stars together? (I got five on the fogies.)2:37 PM Jul 6th from web
  5. "Organized greed always defeats disorganized democracy." http://bit.ly/gf3jr1:54 PM Jul 6th from web
  6. Wow... USA 2-0?12:01 PM Jun 28th from TwitterFon
  7. @dhstratton27 Yes, I saw it, just now, and I have to say -- I think you overreacted.5:26 PM Jun 22nd from web in reply to dhstratton27
  8. Vegan vs. Carnivore: http://www.flickr.com/photo...5:19 PM Jun 22nd from web
  9. A homeless transvestite just told me to smile... so I did. In the future, I will think before doing what a homeless tranny tells me to do.1:18 PM Jun 22nd from web
  10. Eminem (minus the talent) meets William F. Buckley (minus the intelligence): http://www.dailykostv.com/w...10:14 AM Jun 22nd from web
  11. Twitter, the silent killer: http://bit.ly/W9saS4:49 PM Jun 19th from web
  12. "Oh well, it's just a house." -The Old Man, in UP, as house floats away. Verdict... Fanny Mae works for Pixar?11:58 AM Jun 16th from TwitterFon
  13. Asked waitress at macrobiotic vegan restaurant what macrobiotic means. Her answer "they eat a lot of brown rice". No f-ing way that's right.4:02 PM Jun 15th from web
  14. Kind of depressing, when I tried to make "penis" my password I got the following error: "your password is not long enough".11:43 AM Jun 15th from web
  15. Her, left hand on right chest, "OMG, my heart is beating so fast!" Him, incredulous, "Weird, 'cos your heart's on the other side."6:59 PM Jun 12th from TwitterFon
  16. @dhstratton27 "Hangover upsets Up" = some dickhead editor thinks puns are clever. But as we both well know, puns are never clever.11:38 AM Jun 8th from web in reply to dhstratton27
  17. Just handed a script to cover, entitled: DOC AND HOWIE WHACK A GRANNY10:29 AM Jun 8th from web
  18. College Humor pulls a Weird Al on "Kiss the Girl" from The Little Mermaid. Sha la la la la intercourse! http://bit.ly/fz4qO11:01 AM Jun 1st from web
  19. Test your 'News IQ' - http://pewresearch.org/news... - and see how you stack up against the average (read: retarded) American.10:49 AM Jun 1st from web
  20. Score one for Huxley: http://bit.ly/PJVaC3:02 PM May 26th from web