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  1. Usain Bolt, 19.19 in 200M, not too shabby... 11:43 AM Aug 20th from web
  2. I vote for #ZDONK to be the 12th @Twiistup Showoff http://bit.ly/nVpt2 -ZDONK is a startup in LA that lets movie fans invest in hwood films 2:17 PM Jul 21st from Echofon
  3. Please RT this minions/random porn spammers who follow me: I vote for #ZDONK to be the 12th @Twiistup Showoff http://bit.ly/nVpt2 11:54 AM Jul 21st from Echofon
  4. I vote for #ZDONK to be the 12th @Twiistup Showoff http://bit.ly/nVpt2 10:05 AM Jul 21st from Echofon
  5. "90 people get the Swine Flu and everybody wants to wear a mask. A million people have AIDS and no one wants to wear a condom." -Unknown 3:31 PM Jul 20th from web
  6. More useless method of deciding champions: College Football Bowl Games or The Electoral College? 3:10 PM Jul 20th from web
  7. What REALLY happened to the dinosaurs: http://www.vivapixel.com/vi... 12:22 PM Jul 14th from web
  8. RT @dhstratton27 "Total Eclipse of the Heart", what a video (thank you, Stevie McBeaver): http://bit.ly/4Dd5V 2:16 PM Jul 13th from web
  9. New Study: Sperm Travels Faster Toward Attractive Females - http://bit.ly/4eAM77 3:55 PM Jul 9th from web
  10. RT @Real_Ron_Artest Sheed to the Celtics? What, they tryin' to put the Social Security All-Stars together? (I got five on the fogies.) 2:37 PM Jul 6th from web
  11. "Organized greed always defeats disorganized democracy." http://bit.ly/gf3jr 1:54 PM Jul 6th from web
  12. Wow... USA 2-0? 12:01 PM Jun 28th from Echofon
  13. @dhstratton27 Yes, I saw it, just now, and I have to say -- I think you overreacted. 5:26 PM Jun 22nd from web in reply to dhstratton27
  14. Vegan vs. Carnivore: http://www.flickr.com/photo... 5:19 PM Jun 22nd from web
  15. A homeless transvestite just told me to smile... so I did. In the future, I will think before doing what a homeless tranny tells me to do. 1:18 PM Jun 22nd from web
  16. Eminem (minus the talent) meets William F. Buckley (minus the intelligence): http://www.dailykostv.com/w... 10:14 AM Jun 22nd from web
  17. Twitter, the silent killer: http://bit.ly/W9saS 4:49 PM Jun 19th from web
  18. "Oh well, it's just a house." -The Old Man, in UP, as house floats away. Verdict... Fanny Mae works for Pixar? 11:58 AM Jun 16th from Echofon
  19. Asked waitress at macrobiotic vegan restaurant what macrobiotic means. Her answer "they eat a lot of brown rice". No f-ing way that's right. 4:02 PM Jun 15th from web
  20. Kind of depressing, when I tried to make "penis" my password I got the following error: "your password is not long enough". 11:43 AM Jun 15th from web