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  1. suze orman is going to hell 6:38 PM Oct 9th from web
  2. Docent at Sonora Desert Museum: "The feathers alone weigh more than the rest of the bird." 11:34 AM Jul 20th from Tweetie
  3. Please, God, no: http://www.nytimes.com/2009/07/01/health/01fda.html 6:54 AM Jul 1st from Tweetie
  4. Nicotine please 6:35 AM Jul 1st from Tweetie
  5. This cheap-ass paper I'm using to print my hefty-ass tomes smells like sap 1:09 PM Jun 30th from Tweetie
  6. Watching "Californication" with my 3yrold daughter. I am drinking whiskey and eating chips and salsa, she is reading "The New Yorker." 3:28 PM Jun 26th from Tweetie
  7. Scorch Atlas is here. http://bit.ly/TK1Fv (via @blakebutler) 3:24 PM Jun 26th from Tweetie
  8. The Biopolitics of Breast Cancer: 'a retrofitting of Foucault to contemp concerns' http://tinyurl.com/nvo4so (via @UMinnPress) 1:57 PM Jun 26th from Tweetie
  9. A graphic interpretation of Joyce's Ulysses: http://tr.im/pQRj (via @jenhoward) (via @maudnewton) 1:38 PM Jun 26th from Tweetie
  10. Kicking it with my son in the bathroom while he takes a long involved shit. Loving life. 1:35 PM Jun 26th from Tweetie
  11. @atomiota Carmen would say I can't fold laundry with two hands. 10:05 AM Jun 26th from Tweetie in reply to atomiota
  12. http://bit.ly/IMPB5 3:42 PM Jun 25th from Tweetie
  13. to keep me entertained while folding laundry i only have to pretend it's a puzzle 7:47 PM Jun 22nd from web
  14. OK, my summer break is over, time to get back to work.... I'm off to the driving range, will be there all day in case you need me.... 3:46 PM Jun 22nd from Tweetie
  15. would so much like to write an image fiction starring Ian Poulter. Right now he is in his hotel room at Bethpage ironing his clothes. 7:09 PM Jun 20th from Tweetie
  16. just saw two dudes roll up to the driving range in a dunebuggy 7:05 PM Jun 20th from Tweetie
  17. #bethpage Commentators won't leave Ian Poulter alone about his hair bc they all want to make love to him and are transferring their shame. 10:05 AM Jun 20th from Tweetie
  18. Watching the Memorial on the Golf Channel (i.e. watching Tiger putt around on the practice green between Cialis commercials). 10:10 AM Jun 7th from Tweetie
  19. Orlando's Nelson MUST keep that black mouthguard in his mouth between plays. If not, I'm going to barf. 7:11 PM Jun 4th from Tweetie
  20. Just got an email from Tupelo Press offering me the "extraordinary opportunity" to send them a check for $30,000 2:39 PM Jun 3rd from Tweetie
  • Name Evan Lavender-Smith
  • Location U.S.
  • Bio Editor, Noemi Press; Prose Editor, Puerto del Sol.
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