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EvanKaufman

  1. "I was into time travel way before anyone else, then after them, then before again." - Caleb Galaxy, the Time Traveling Hipster. 41 minutes ago via Twitter for iPhone
  2. I got a side piece, but only for the side boob. about 2 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
  3. "YOLOLITA" - Vladimir Nabokov about 4 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
  4. Girl with cloak and mini fedora; throw a china-white mini cane into the ensemble and watch the men crumble at your feet. about 4 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
  5. My Justice League movie has made, like, $23.07. about 19 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
  6. Don't drink soda, don't use plastic bags, don't eat anyones face. WHAT CAN I DO! about 20 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
  7. I hate to sound like Kristen Stewart's Mom but, smile sweetie! You're so pretty! about 22 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
  8. I'm super excited for "Moonrise Kingdom" less excited for "Sunset Smalltown." 11:42 AM Jun 1st via web
  9. This - ow.ly/biWsg became this - ow.ly/biWtU because of @j_nnym_r__ and it is awesome. 11:30 AM Jun 1st via web
  10. #FF @seanoconnz fun, fun, fun. 11:27 AM Jun 1st via web
  11. Turns out "The Walking Dead" is about people from Miami. 9:35 AM Jun 1st via web
  12. "All I do is SWIN SWIN SWIN, no matter what!" - (If there's a God) Tilda Swinton in the shower. 8:50 AM Jun 1st via web
  13. #FF @shelbyfero @HJBenjamin @DougMoe @JensenClan88 @KenMarino All of these people. A real gumbo of #FF. 8:08 AM Jun 1st via web
  14. What's more ridiculous: "Abraham Lincoln, Vampire Hunter" or "Mitt Romney, The President." 7:31 AM Jun 1st via web
  15. #FF @Bazecraze THE BEST AROUND, SOMETHING SOMETHING SOMETHING YEAH! 7:22 AM Jun 1st via web
  16. #FF FOREVER @clairbearattack RT @EvanKaufman Stop it. That's Alan Scott we're talking about. And he is powerless against wood. 7:13 AM Jun 1st via web
  17. I mean, we all knew right? He's a dude who's really into rings. #GreenLantern 7:12 AM Jun 1st via web
  • Name Evan Kaufman
  • Location Boston
  • Web http://evankaufma...
  • Bio Comedian, writer, improviser. @ImprovAsylum 6 shows a week. I'm a medium talent.
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