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... Obama singled out the Nats as sucky during an All-Star Game interview, but it's not a faux pax if everyone in DC agrees (and we do).8:16 PM Jul 14th from TweetDeck
... mini-golf, then dairy queen. maybe the 'burbs are okay every once in a while.5:52 PM Jul 10th from TweetDeck
... baby sparklet is now (apparently) the size of a large mango, which seems uncomfortably large to me. http://tinyurl.com/mxdsgf2:18 PM Jul 6th from web
... every trip to the 'burbs (specifically Bailey's Crossroads) reminds me why I live in the city.11:37 AM Jul 5th from TweetDeck
... my iPhone knows to autocorrect "jager" to "jäger" which begs the question: who exactly programmed this thing?!?4:01 PM Jul 2nd from TweetDeck
... baby sparklet is kicking while watching the USA vs Brazil match, which is a good sign for future soccer-filled Saturday mornings.12:01 PM Jun 28th from TweetDeck
... overheard from Tasha: "I agree that [in sports] all kids should get a ribbon, but I just think that should end at age 6."7:11 PM Jun 27th from TweetDeck
... if the FAA can't keep planes on time during a recession (when no one is flying) what's going to happen once the economy recovers?2:53 PM Jun 26th from TweetDeck
... spent first father's day helping my father rebuild my grandfather's deck. seems strangely appropriate.8:02 PM Jun 21st from web
... we're pregnant, and it's a girl! http://theparkerfamily.org/...7:26 AM Jun 19th from TweetDeck
... spent all day tring to convince people that going to the ballet is manly (50 half-naked women jumping around) to no avail.4:31 PM Jun 18th from TweetDeck
... just realized we have tickets to the ballet tmrw. how #@^%ing cool is that? like finding money in your pocket on laundry day.7:38 AM Jun 17th from web
... I'm pretty sure I just woke up from a dream in which I dreamt I got a bad night's sleep.5:17 AM Jun 12th from Tweetsville
... espn: spelling bee, followed by soccer. some where an Amer'can good ol' boy is weeping.4:20 PM May 26th from Tweetsville
... most beautiful words in English language: "British Airways flight 216 to London's Heathrow Airport, now boarding."3:26 PM Apr 24th from Tweetsville
... made it thru my 34th birthday without experiencing any "unfortunate side-effects" of looking like Jesus.2:16 PM Apr 5th from Tweetsville
... go Baylor Bears! grrrrrrrrrrrr.4:03 PM Mar 31st from Tweetsville
... calling 311 actually works in DC. took maybe 30 seconds to report a disabled vehicle. I'm kinda proud of my disfunctional city.4:52 PM Mar 30th from Tweetsville
... officially the first day in shorts of the new year, even tho it's 48 degrees and rainy.4:28 AM Mar 28th from Tweetsville
... never play video games with a recently unemployed sibling. *somebody* has been honing their guitar hero skills, me thinks.6:41 PM Mar 24th from web