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  1. ... mourning the death of Ken Ober, host of MTV's classic game show "Remote Control" - http://tinyurl.com/ygj2qnl
  2. ... if people made babies before Peapod delivered groceries, I don't want to even think about it.
  3. ... left iPhone in car last night, and dreamt that it was stolen so I could switch to a network that didn't suck hairy butt.
  4. @salsus ... hard to believe, but she decided one day into full term was enough :)
  5. ... mommy is doing great, and dr says we're about half way there. looks like baby sparklet wants to parrr-tay tonight.
  6. ... "where are we going again? no seriously, grab my iPhone. I have no clue where the hospital is."
  7. ... "either the baby is sitting on my bladder or my water just broke. not sure which."
  8. ... well, the good news about the Red Sox is that I now have pleanty of free time for the rest of October.
  9. ... new low. left TiVo remote in other room, and just downloaded a TiVo Remote app for the iPhone to avoid having to get up and get it.
  10. ... it's 11:03 pm, and just closed the 4th inning. way to make the MLB playoffs accessable to the masses there Commish.
  11. ... we're deciding between BBQ and Ben's Chili Bowl for anniversary dinner tonight. did I mention that I love my wife?!?
  12. ... you know you are married and pregnant when saturday night excitement is walking to the target to look at baby crap.
  13. @salsus ... i barely do, and i'm an alumnus.
  14. ... watching William & Mary football in HD, which confirms that there are waaaay too many channels looking for programming these days.
  15. ... u2 concert tmrw, with 8 month preggers wife. thinking about pillows and duct tape for makeshift belly "ear muffs."
  16. ... glad I'm not a Redskins fan.
  17. ... was just run off road by a car with "What Would Jesus Do?" sticker, but at least now I know the answer.
  18. ... is it too late to get a dog instead?
  19. ... office space moment. woman w/ walker moving faster on foot than I am driving. need gangsta rap.
  20. ... wondering how many goats I could get by agreeing to an arranged marriage for baby sparklet.