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  1. if you got a bunch of COAL underneath the TREE, then you would do best to RELOCATE to the couch later on (730 pm est): http://bit.ly/7jxpCP
  2. XMAS: a CON that EXCOMMUNICATES non-shoppers or a TIME to take a social CUE from others?
  3. people who leave shopping carts in parking spots. c'mon, folks, use some energy. a bit of courtesy wouldn't hurt either. #airingofgrievances
  4. commercials that are louder than the show you're watching. i'm lazy, don't make me alter the volume back and forth. #airingofgrievances
  5. the morons that say 'first' on blog comment posts #airingofgrievances
  6. one would be able to prove their ROADWORTHINESS if they actually stopped within EARSHOT of WINDSOR
  7. MI looks strikingly similar to ON, except they don't clear the snow as thoroughly here.
  8. on the free downtown internet in windsor. will shortly be crossing the border. i hope.
  9. taking another RIDE on the 'HOUND to michigan. hopefully won't need a NURSE should i go crazy or become UNDERNOURISHED.
  10. T-MINUS 24 hours until i leave to share VITAL MULTIVITAMINS and other holiday cheer in the MI. :D
  11. doesn't need to listen to SOOTHSAYERS to handle the STRESS of YAHOO fantasy football playoffs
  12. 3 more sleeps + 2000 words + 2 shifts = happiness
  13. although the result may seem UNFATHOMABLE, today's thrashing AT FULHAM provides the other epl teams with a BONE: http://bit.ly/8r4HZX
  14. RT @wyshynski it's amazing the US e. coast has had so much snow the last couple months and us here in great white toronto have gotten ~zip.
  15. the BLOCKBUSTERS...BECKS returns to OT...mourinho comes home...the rest are BLURS: http://bit.ly/5RtgZy
  16. @scott_pianowski heh, looks like your bertuzzi mention will beat mine to print. :) always helps to play with datsyuk and holmstrom.
  17. NO way i'll be up early to watch either champions league (5am est, http://bit.ly/51i5Zr) or europa league (6am, http://bit.ly/4MSHWe) draw
  18. corporate ties and an ORCHESTRATING degree could have allowed you to take the REINS of the TORCH for 300m in the GTA: http://bit.ly/6EGN9d
  19. a team without SPEZZA for eight weeks is like a deep-dish ZA without the PAZAZZES. well, um, sorta: http://bit.ly/73sf0V
  20. congrats to the latest LOU MARSH winner, an ULTRASMOOTH athlete who is still only a TOT: http://bit.ly/4rKezi