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  1. Kids @ school. Migraine medicine washed down w/ 2nd cup of tea. Wind howling outside. Gray, overcast morning. It's nap time, bitches. Peace. 11:21 PM Nov 22nd from web
  2. Just watched a large spider scamper across the floor, hobbled by an even larger dust bunny attached to its leg. TAKE THAT YOU BASTARD! 11:08 AM Nov 2nd from web
  3. *@ Dr. Appt* Dr: 'Drink alcohol?' Me: 'Um, yes?' Dr: 'How frequently?' Me: 'Maybe...2-3 drinks a week. JESUS! WHAT IS THIS AN INQUISITION??' 9:57 AM Nov 2nd from web
  4. Spent evening in ruins of 800 y.o. German castle traipsing thru dark, narrow passageways & cold, underground dungeons. Bit crude, unrefined. 4:49 AM Oct 30th from web
  5. Great. Something's wrong with the dryer. ALL my pants have shrunk by at LEAST 2 full sizes. God. I'm so mad I feel like EATING SOMETHING. 11:57 AM Oct 26th from web
  6. #oneletteroffmovies The Green MILF 11:23 AM Oct 24th from web
  7. #oneletteroffmovies All The Right Moles 11:21 AM Oct 24th from web
  8. #oneletteroffmovies Gays of Thunder 11:20 AM Oct 24th from web
  9. #oneletteroffmovies Eyes Wide Slut 11:19 AM Oct 24th from web
  10. #oneletteroffmovies Boobie Nights 11:16 AM Oct 24th from web
  11. #oneletteroffmovies Uncle Fuck 11:00 AM Oct 24th from web
  12. #oneletteroffmovies Cold Comfort Fart 10:59 AM Oct 24th from web
  13. #oneletteroffmovies Bum of All Fears 10:58 AM Oct 24th from web
  14. #oneletteroffmovies Ferris Beuller's Gay Off 10:46 AM Oct 24th from web
  15. #oneletteroffmovies The Shiting 10:42 AM Oct 24th from web
  16. Sitting in front of fireplace on a rainy day, drinking Leffe & trying to discourage dog from french kissing me. Not as easy as you'd think. 8:58 AM Oct 23rd from web
  17. @stomper_girl I think I will stop caring about my stomach at precisely the same time I start wearing caftans & frosting my hair...age...43? 8:54 AM Oct 23rd from web
  18. Spent day at large indoor pool yesterday. Swam. Read book. People-watched. Adjusted matronly bathing suit. Kept stomach sucked-in for hours. 4:05 AM Oct 22nd from web
  19. @badgermeetswrld No one tops the "abduction van,"--usually white, w/ no windows, parked directly next to my car in the grocery parking lot. 11:28 AM Oct 17th from web in reply to badgermeetswrld
  20. Phone call from my sister. Tells me her dog has stolen & eaten of all her underwear. 25 pairs. 'Name of this breed should be "Crotchweiler." 2:27 AM Oct 16th from web
  • Name eurolush
  • Location Germany
  • Bio Lover, Fighter, Drinker, #1 Stunna
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