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MRI tomorrow. Then pack up my office on Wed. Then the three week vacation begins. about 13 hours ago from txt
Do i or do i not buy my mom the Susan Boyle CD? about 18 hours ago from txt
OH: Just because i like to stuff bitches with cock doesn't mean i'm a bad babysitter. 9:54 PM Dec 20th from txt
Tactical error. Delivery guy was hot. Should NOT have put pants on. 10:32 AM Dec 20th from txt
Just ordered take-out. Should i put on pants before the delivery guy gets here. 9:51 AM Dec 20th from txt
There's no crying in baseball!! 9:33 AM Dec 19th from txt
@atlasrising Time for an MRI. Things still aren't healed. The MRI will tell us the invasiveness of the next procedure. 12:39 PM Dec 18th from txt
I love going to work when there are peacocks walking in the middle of the road. 7:11 AM Dec 17th from txt
Vision is blurry out of my right eye. Has been for over an hour. Should i be worried? 4:46 PM Dec 16th from txt
I've sent Earl to his room for the holidays. He's been a bad boy. 5:58 PM Dec 14th from txt
*SQUIRREL* 1:03 PM Dec 12th from txt
Saturnalia tree acquired. But first, steam cleaning carpets! My favorite! 12:48 PM Dec 12th from txt
ARGH!!! There are tufts of red fake fur stuck to the bottom of my wool rocks. 2:55 PM Dec 10th from txt
@avathomas And this surprises someone? Anyone? *silence* 10:51 AM Dec 10th from txt
@ralonzosinclair Well, I know them and I ain't no damn Yankee!! 9:40 AM Dec 10th from web in reply to ralonzosinclair
Hrmmm. I've left my car windows open since last i drove. Three days ago. And it's been raining for the part three days. 5:02 PM Dec 8th from txt
Threadless $9 tees! I'm secretly naked under my @Threadless tees! 10:07 AM Dec 7th from txt
@nomadicon Suicide is Painless? 9:00 AM Dec 7th from txt
William Howard Taft is not amused. 12:07 AM Dec 6th from txt
Really? The ice cream man is driving down my street today? 12:37 PM Dec 5th from txt