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  1. MRI tomorrow. Then pack up my office on Wed. Then the three week vacation begins.
  2. Do i or do i not buy my mom the Susan Boyle CD?
  3. OH: Just because i like to stuff bitches with cock doesn't mean i'm a bad babysitter.
  4. Tactical error. Delivery guy was hot. Should NOT have put pants on.
  5. Just ordered take-out. Should i put on pants before the delivery guy gets here.
  6. There's no crying in baseball!!
  7. @atlasrising Time for an MRI. Things still aren't healed. The MRI will tell us the invasiveness of the next procedure.
  8. I love going to work when there are peacocks walking in the middle of the road.
  9. Vision is blurry out of my right eye. Has been for over an hour. Should i be worried?
  10. I've sent Earl to his room for the holidays. He's been a bad boy.
  11. *SQUIRREL*
  12. Saturnalia tree acquired. But first, steam cleaning carpets! My favorite!
  13. ARGH!!! There are tufts of red fake fur stuck to the bottom of my wool rocks.
  14. @avathomas And this surprises someone? Anyone? *silence*
  15. @ralonzosinclair Well, I know them and I ain't no damn Yankee!!
  16. Hrmmm. I've left my car windows open since last i drove. Three days ago. And it's been raining for the part three days.
  17. Threadless $9 tees! I'm secretly naked under my @Threadless tees!
  18. @nomadicon Suicide is Painless?
  19. William Howard Taft is not amused.
  20. Really? The ice cream man is driving down my street today?