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  1. Psychologically preparing myself for a sand dune hike. After seeing photos & reading reviews I think I am better off making sandcastles.
  2. And then there's also http://mykidsjoinedfacebook...
  3. Are your parents on facebook? You might wanna check this out! http://myparentsjoinedfaceb...
  4. @lgphotography I do. You are right. But I'm scared of her. You should've seen her arms. She could probably punch me like Mike Tyson.
  5. Jessica Biel spotted at Ralphs. Where are the paparazzi when you need them?
  6. I was gonna tweet something like "Swamped with work. Having a bad day." but that's what Facebook is for.
  7. Sooo TRUE!!! RT @unmarketing Don't be that guy on Twitter: the one who retweets someone's FollowFriday recommendation of themselves.
  8. @happylaura I know! If it were in a place populated with mostly African-Americans then everyone will be a suspect.
  9. REDUNDANCY (noun). WITNESS (First 48): "The guy who shot him is African-American, black male w/ dark skin." That was descriptive & helpful.
  10. Need motivation to get rid of the extra weight? MY #followfriday recommends are @BobHarperAnthem & @JillianMichaels from The Biggest Loser.
  11. BCO: "I have more Linkedin connections than you." ME: "Whatever. Have you seen my MATCH.COM connections?"
  12. @ayoslang Unfortunately. http://twitpic.com/69k08
  13. @ayoslang Amen brother. My neighbor has an Ed Hardy truck & goes out in Ed Hardy outfit from head to foot. I nominate him as DOUCHEST douche
  14. Whachu staring at lady? Just coz this is a spinning class doesn't mean I can't wear my Tour de France outfit!
  15. Sears Tower is now called Willis Tower. Thank you Chicago for honoring Bruce Willis. Shame on YOU Germany & New Jersey!
  16. Remember this tweet? http://twitter.com/eugem/st... I didn't lie about it: http://twitter.com/Oprah/st...
  17. Youjizz the Youtube of porn. Hilarious. Even the logo looks the same: http://www.youjizz.com/ (You did not get this from ME!!!)
  18. @happylaura I feel like doing the roger rabbit after lunch.
  19. The @yukwatcher just retweeted my lunch. Can you also retweet how disgusting the cellulite on my cheeks are? Thanks.
  20. This was meant to be. BCO (Jobless) + Madmen (Casting Call) = BCO Employed. http://madmencastingcall.am...