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eugem

  1. Hostess: "Do you drive a Black Mercedes?" Husband: "No but if you have the keys I can drive it." Dayyyymmmnnn! He got jokes.
  2. I'm changing my RELATIONSHIP STATUS to It's Complicated because we have 4 goddamn remote controls to turn on our stupid TV.
  3. People with 20,000 followers like to #FF each other. WTH is wrong with you people?
  4. @godlessMomma Yes. But I'm using it.
  5. STF University is a really good name for a school. Some of you should go there.
  6. National Donut Day should be considered a non-working holiday because after you eat a donut you become lazy and all you want to do is nap.
  7. Right hand is feeling so much better. First time in 3 wks that I am not wearing a brace. I can go back to punching people in the face again.
  8. @Patheticist That depends. Are you asking for a friend?
  9. I just went to Forever 21 website. I found some really cute dresses that will make me look like I am a slutty 16yo again.
  10. Still debating if I want to be an American Citizen or Amercian Citizen. #toughcall
  11. @califmom You are a MILF.
  12. It's rude to stare unless you're trying to measure my level of hotness.
  13. @cmozilo They should do a 2012 remake of "9 1/2 Weeks" using the same actors. I'm sure Mickey Rourke will still kill it!
  14. RT @quirkyfossil Work rule: Meeting length is inversely proportional to the amount accomplished.
  15. If you're still not following her then you should. #FF RT @behindyourback The opposite of "hottie with a body" is "fattie with a patty."
  16. All my retail store credit cards have been upgraded. I would like to THANK the academy of retail stores for believing in my shopping skills.
  17. @goodnewswendy You're too cute. Those boots are fierce! They should call all LA KINGS fans like you QUEENS!
  18. If you go over your credit limit do you file for bankruptcy right away? Asking for an acquaintance.