etmorpi
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Have spent most of the day with my future in-laws, with many more hours to go. I may have made a pretty good life choice, here.
about 11 hours ago
from Echofon
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@ You win for creepiest tweet ever.
10:56 AM Nov 26th
from Echofon
in reply to faerye
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Dear USPS: If you mean 13 days, then SAY 13 DAYS. "2 - 3 days" DOES NOT EQUAL 13.
2:24 PM Nov 25th
from web
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"Brains only provide the means to be more elaborately and ornately stupid." -Fred Reed
1:42 AM Nov 25th
from web
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Mossad trainee arrested by Israeli police when caught planting fake car bomb: . Interesting training exercise.
7:27 PM Nov 24th
from web
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I just rowed 10k and boy are my... oars... tired?
1:31 AM Nov 23rd
from web
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Was just passed by 7 cops chasing an old Honda Civic who, judging by the smell, was not doing his transmission any favors.
11:37 PM Nov 22nd
from Echofon
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@ They've been the wrong bongs all along!
7:11 PM Nov 22nd
from web
in reply to poeticbulldozer
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I wish I could somehow follow @ in PST.
3:24 PM Nov 22nd
from web
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Wow, SnapFlow's really pretty cool. This might have made my last job actually possible to handle.
4:36 PM Nov 21st
from web
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@ Actually, it's known that negative emotions increase Eta brainwave output, which can excite nearby ions & crystal can absorb ions
3:50 PM Nov 21st
from web
in reply to Anythiene
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Jesus H. Martinez! Since when have console game rentals been $10 a pop? Am I just that far out of touch with the present?
7:58 PM Nov 20th
from web
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@ You are evil and conniving. Have you been sitting on that for seven months just to pull an ultimate April Fools?
2:48 PM Nov 20th
from web
in reply to leisurelyviking
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@ @ As you wish. I hereby declare you a grandma.
6:09 PM Nov 18th
from Echofon
in reply to yaypie
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I set the Windows system language to Persian, and it displays the days of the week in Arabic. That's cultural oppression, that is.
8:27 PM Nov 17th
from web
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Out of context theater, installment #1: Laila, on the purpose of living: "I don't want to ENJOY life, I want to take life."
4:56 PM Nov 17th
from web
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Word "Calvary" spotted twice in a USA Today article in reference to soldiers' assignments. Are we occupying Jerusalem now?
1:15 PM Nov 7th
from Echofon
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Holy hellhounds, batman! Think bears are fuzzy and cute? New perspective:
10:21 PM Nov 4th
from web
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"I like my women like I like my squirrels: preternaturally intelligent." - asofterworld #397
7:33 PM Nov 4th
from web
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Dear America: ‘minus’, ‘plus’ and ‘times’ are prepositions — or occasionally adjectives. Please stop verbing them; it stupids you.
11:39 PM Nov 1st
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- Name Rusty Grove
- Location iPhone: 43.077793,-89.412469
- Bio Aspiring linguist
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