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ethlie

  1. If you're driving to a salon to pay $35 for someone to blow dry your hair, you're not allowed to complain about the price of gas. 8:31 AM May 25th via Twitter for iPhone
  2. Quitting smoking doesn't make you angry. You were already angry. You just couldn't see it through the smoke. 3:29 PM May 23rd via Twitter for iPhone
  3. How come the French have managed to live for 800 years in Provence w/o screwing up the landscape, and we Angelenos can't manage 80? 12:07 PM May 19th via Twitter for iPad
  4. This is why I come to France. We just don't have any decent gothic cathedrals in Los Angeles. twitter.com/ethlie/status/… 11:13 AM May 14th via Photos on iOS
  5. Am in a 15th century house in Provence... with WiFi. #futurama 11:36 PM May 12th via Twitter for iPad
  6. huffingtonpost.com/ethlie-ann-var… New blog post up @HuffPo. Check me out. 1:58 PM May 10th via web
  7. Rupert Murdoch tweets that microblogs lower public debate and coarsen whole society. #hypocritesayswhat 2:01 PM May 5th via Twitter for iPhone
  8. About to step onto a cross country flight and BAM -- White Screen of Death. Admirals Club needs a Genius Bar... (from my iPad) 3:18 PM May 4th via Twitter for iPad
  9. Never thought I would says this, but... There's a MONGOOSE IN MY KITCHEN! 6:59 AM May 2nd via Twitter for iPad
  10. If I need a lover who won't drive me crazy --and I do -- I might need one who can't drive, period. A New Yorker, maybe. Or under 16.... 7:33 PM Apr 29th via Twitter for iPad
  11. Why is this addiction different from all other addictions? affectiondeficitdisorder.tumblr.com 7:05 AM Apr 29th via web
  12. Tomorrow I swim with the sharks. No, I don't have a pitch meeting. I am actually scuba diving in the Caribbean. With actual sharks. 6:50 PM Apr 25th via Twitter for iPhone
  13. Today marks 22 yrs since my last cigarette. I saved approx $35K... and spent most of it. 12:16 PM Apr 24th via Twitter for iPad
  14. It's A Shame About Michael Fassbender huff.to/JymOLx via @HuffingtonPost My latest blog on @HuffPo. 8:47 AM Apr 17th via Tweet Button
  15. Today: leopard fingernail decals and glitter eyeliner. You Tweens can't keep all the fun for yourselves you know. 12:08 PM Apr 13th via Twitter for iPhone
  16. According to @klout, I'm influential about Drugs and Alcohol! Yay, me...? klout.com/user/LoveAddic… 10:51 PM Apr 11th via Tweet Button
  17. Celebrating 24 years of freedom from bondage. Also Passover. La Chaim! 4:51 PM Apr 6th via web
  18. @bobharrisdotcom You know where to find me! ethlieannvaredotcom xoxo 2:58 PM Apr 2nd via Twitter for iPad in reply to bobharrisdotcom
  19. Some folks are so worried about losing the liberty party of "life liberty and..." that they may sacrifice the life part. 8:59 PM Mar 31st via Twitter for iPad
  • Name Ethlie Ann Vare
  • Location Los Angeles/St. Croix
  • Web http://www.ethlie...
  • Bio Author, screenwriter, lecturer. Her latest book is LOVE ADDICT: SEX ROMANCE AND OTHER DANGEROUS DRUGS (HCI Press 2011)
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