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  1. @yoak I'm a fan of Tweetie. Twitteriffic is also popular.
  2. Home again, home again.
  3. Pride ruined my Saturday library plans. Long time suspicion confirmed: gay's hate readers.
  4. PERSONAL SPACE! *pant* *pant* *twitch*
  5. I always thought selling your soul was supposed to be about instant gratification. Hollywood, how could you lie to me all these years?
  6. The up side to a budding career as an alcholic is the chance to expand your beverage horizons. "Sure, I'll try one a' th.. a'those too!"
  7. Me: "That's quite a flashlight you've got there.". Security guard: "Yeah, it's for seein' things... and hittin' people."
  8. Yes, let's talk about Twitter all night. Uh, huh... I'll be right back. You just stay right there...
  9. Dear former self, You know how you set this early morning appointment? Well, fuck you.
  10. I also own an "Axe Shower Tool for Men" which I at first mistook for a black and red shower poof. Because, it is. Advertising is funny.
  11. My soap says "with pure softening oils." Whew, wouldn't want any softening adulterants. Advertising is funny.
  12. Concerts are awfully short as compared to raves. I think it must have something to do with the, uh... dancing. Yeah, that's it.
  13. So very tires of all the roller coasters. What I wouldn't give to stand on stable ground, just for a little bit.
  14. It's funny that since the advent of url shorteners, people are no longer responsible for whatever content may be displaying on their screen.
  15. "That's what we do at this company. We take our happiness and give it to a bunch of idiots on the internet."
  16. Taking up long forsaken bad habits. Y'know, for old times sake.
  17. Oh sleep, you sexy, sexy thing. C'mere.
  18. It's been awhile... I forgot about the eternal waiting game that accompanies large groups.
  19. @nissyen It seems there may be more to the issue. Watch #amazonfail on search.twitter.com for the most recent info and speculation.
  20. Can it be done? Having a life, a career, relationship(s), AND keeping up with your chores? And does it require a meth habit?