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  1. http://twitpic.com/rco9y - There are many ways to turn your car into the Douchemobile. about 15 hours ago from TwitPic
  2. @_anea, Astridt. 10:53 AM Nov 16th from TweetDeck
  3. [Duct Tape]: Not that you'll have noticed, but...: http://bit.ly/3dvx0x 10:53 AM Nov 16th from TweetDeck
  4. Just FYI: I will be completely offline for the next two weeks. Email or text me if you need me. Otherwise, I'm out. Have fun! 10:47 AM Nov 16th from TweetDeck
  5. Catholic archdiocese puts the "ass" in "classy", blackmails DC legislature: http://bit.ly/2AW871 5:33 AM Nov 16th from Echofon
  6. Disappointed by a mondegreen again. I think the Eurhythmics' Missionary Man should have a "serious smile". 7:19 PM Nov 14th from Echofon
  7. Trivia: In 6th grade, I made a board game based on "The Fellowship of the Ring" for an English-class project. 6:58 PM Nov 13th from Echofon
  8. Somewhere in the multiverse, I finished college the first time and became a software author in the Pacific Northwest. Wonder how he's doing. 6:18 PM Nov 13th from Echofon
  9. Dear game industry: if you are spending more than $1, it is a macrotransaction, not a microtransaction. Love, Chris. 4:04 PM Nov 13th from Echofon
  10. @divinebubbles, actually, the tactic the department wants us to use is "just submit every Friday and hope for the best". 8:37 AM Nov 13th from Echofon in reply to divinebubbles
  11. @PixelExecution -- 6 days before the pay date in order to accept the sheet for payment. (Pay dates are bimonthly.) 8:37 AM Nov 13th from Echofon in reply to PixelExecution
  12. @PixelExecution, I have to submit by Friday 9 AM. Department processes the next Monday and sends to Payroll. Payroll has to receive -- 8:36 AM Nov 13th from Echofon in reply to PixelExecution
  13. So apparently I need to submit timesheets by 9 AM on the Friday before the Monday before 6 days before the pay date. I need a drink. 7:47 AM Nov 13th from Echofon
  14. Starting to look like Hopkins did, indeed, screw me out of a paycheck. I thought we were past this. Not what I needed today. 1:36 AM Nov 13th from Echofon
  15. Dear Hopkins: Please do not screw me WRT paycheck this week. I really don't need that. Love, Chris. 8:35 PM Nov 12th from Echofon
  16. Seen on a church sign: "What are your prioites?" #1: a spellchecker. (No, there were no spaces for fallen/missing letters.) 5:04 AM Nov 12th from TwitterBerry
  17. Also: the mere presence of a linking verb does not the passive voice make. "You should be doing your homework" is not passive. 5:15 PM Nov 11th from Echofon
  18. I think from now on I'll refer to "The Elements of Style" as "that tiny book of malevolent canon". http://bit.ly/2VaRGz 5:13 PM Nov 11th from Echofon
  19. Just got a Doors reference in Wailing Caverns by seeing Holly's coworker's T-shirt. Yes, you may sigh at my cultural literacy failure. 1:58 PM Nov 11th from TwitterBerry
  20. Found a copy of Don Marquis's "archy and mehitabel" at the Old Book Shop. $2 and it was mine. <3 "expression is the need of my soul" 1:56 PM Nov 11th from TwitterBerry