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ethanholbrook

  1. YEEEEAAAARRRRRRGGHHH about 21 hours ago via web
  2. dear twitter IM ROID RAGIN about 21 hours ago via web
  3. #ObamasNextJob i dunno i thought he was like pres.? tha's a pretty good job idgi about 22 hours ago via web
  4. #ObamasNextJob I think he can pretty much do whatever, write another book? about 22 hours ago via web
  5. #ObamasNextJob EMPEROR OF EARTH, RULER OF EIGHT GALAXIES about 22 hours ago via web
  6. #DontComeOverIf you are dead! NO DEAD PEOPLE 8:18 AM May 28th via web
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  10. when u r having a hard time choosing between worshipping money or death then u realize u can do both! #ThatsTheBestFeeling 3:36 PM May 27th via web
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  17. R. Kelly performs a sensuous set while wearing a fox mask. At the end of his show, he whispers into the mic: "I'm sorry daddy I'm sorry." 10:08 AM May 27th via web
  18. That night - a masquerade. Rush arrives with a batch of homemade fondue. He was not informed that the party would be catered. Embarrassing. 10:05 AM May 27th via web
  19. As the knowledge of his destruction dawns on him, R. Kelly cannot help but weep, destroying countless more civilizations. 10:03 AM May 27th via web