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  1. just ate a chemical-y tasting slimfast bar and a handful of dried edamame at my desk for dinner. livin' the high life over here.
  2. RT @BorowitzReport: America is badly in need of more affordable gingerbread housing.
  3. @ClaireCalz ruh roh!
  4. pretty confused by this avatar madness but want to see it anyway. who doesn't love those giant blue cat-person aliens?
  5. this guy is right on about east coasters and pronunciation of nevada! http://bit.ly/5ofvxM
  6. 10 worst phrases to use at office - http://bit.ly/6f9ZcT #cnn
  7. i just joined the stanford club AND the harvard club of washington dc. i'm deducting 1.5 pretentiousness points from my own score.
  8. @duolynoted I do. And I don't really get what google wave is!
  9. Baldy, your head is bald. It is hairless. It is shiny. It is reflective like a mirror. "M," your name is Mark.
  10. Baldy. Shirty. Lazy Eye. Mexico. Sugar Boobs. Black Woman.
  11. saw haunting in connecticut and REALLY wondering if ectoplasm is real. if so, gross. if not, whew.
  12. sworn in.
  13. champagne + pomegranate juice + rain = pretty relaxing sunday
  14. why is borat suddenly funny?
  15. What's with this "we never travel apart" bs with everyone on real housewives oc? The oc is like the 50s with fake boobs.
  16. listening to npr live feed on my computer at work. who AM i?
  17. i heart sea salt caramels.... i heart sea salt anything, really.
  18. @butterwinkle five golden noodle rings?
  19. Today is National Noodle Ring Day. Just FYI.
  20. LOVING the canadian jokes on 30 rock this season.